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Old 03-22-2007, 12:09 PM
Squareview Squareview is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

yea. fat filt is a very common occurance. these push my tilt button:

Women in general, around or at tables
Asians
Tv poker
Ace rag
B.O.
my downstairs roommate
thinking about pokerroom closing doors to US
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:16 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

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wow how did I miss this

A+ fo sho

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you were there??
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

I went on fat tilt one night when playing live at an italian American "social club / poker club." There was at least 550 lb+ total on opposite sides of me that night. I lost two buy-ins before the need for oxygen superseded my degenerative need to tilt off more $$.
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:18 PM
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I don't know how she doesn't suffocate. He then remains in this position for about 15 minutes and neither of them move or say anything.

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this made me lol

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oh yeehh
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:19 PM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

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yea. fat filt is a very common occurance. these push my tilt button:

Women in general, around or at tables
Asians
Tv poker
Ace rag
B.O.
my downstairs roommate
thinking about pokerroom closing doors to US

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I tilt because of:

Everybody Loves Raymond coming on after Seinfeld before I've had the chance to change the channel. Now I'm 2 minutes in and nothing's [censored] on at 7 anyway so I have to watch it. I seriously play awesome from 5:30 or so (seinfeld@6-7 here) til 7, then immediately start sucking at 7 when Ray comes on. If there was a Seinfeld channel I'd be a millionaire because of its awesome positive effect on my poker game.
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:30 PM
Merlinius Merlinius is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

LOL, great post

A+
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:33 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

notice how the worst downpoint in OPs graph is at 420 hands. coincidence? i think not. this graph clearly shows that weed is bad for you.
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:49 PM
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:52 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

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I tilt because of:

Everybody Loves Raymond coming on after Seinfeld before I've had the chance to change the channel. Now I'm 2 minutes in and nothing's [censored] on at 7 anyway so I have to watch it. I seriously play awesome from 5:30 or so (seinfeld@6-7 here) til 7, then immediately start sucking at 7 when Ray comes on. If there was a Seinfeld channel I'd be a millionaire because of its awesome positive effect on my poker game.

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1. Spend $40 for Seinfeld DVD's
2. ?????
3. Profit

It's a much better investment then ptracker.
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:57 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Fat roommate and his fat girlfriend put me on tilt

OP - dont post on this thread again.

In fact don't post ever again because you can only go downhill.

I lol'd
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