brag: craziest place you ever sexed it up

[OrigamiSensei]

The hot tub at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey (Los Angeles) on our wedding night.

[cking]

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what's even more CONDESCENDING is your inability to be smart while trying to look like you are

gj [censored]

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or maybe im drunk. your still dumb

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you're not drunk you just think you can be a tough-guy badass when you're not

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or maybe he was being an idiot with the safty bar crap and i was too lazy to figure out how to spell properly. If he cant realize that all they have to do is not have the safty bar down, its not difficult at all (assuming u dont let the motion get to extreme and end up falling out face first), but still very doable

EDIT: oh and yeah all my post are obv psuedo tough guy on the internet crap...

[KJS]

2nd time ever was right here at about 1AM. She was on top, and I was deathly afraid of rolling over. Something makes me think she'd been there before:

[kolotoure]

Beat : Never got any

[delaware99]

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Beat : Never got any

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how do i follow that up? wp sir

In hedo III, banged the gf after she banged a girl with a strap.

[terrapin314]

Hmmm...

Bathroom of a BP Gas Station.

Yes, I really pumped her..


Also - I had sexytime with a coworker in front of my house while my live in girlfriend slept inside the house. This was on a public street in the back of an explorer.


Damn, I was a dirtbag.

[GoRedBirds]

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when i was 19, gf and I were in the back of her parents' ford explorer, lying down on the way to san diego.

banged the gf while pops was driving

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Me too, change to 22 and minivan. Or in a ton of buildings at Mizzou. Always good stories.

[MrBrightside]

going down to Louisiana for holidays with wife. We got hot and bothered just across the texas/LA border, start looking for a spot. Find a side road leading into forest, eventually wind our way down to a quiet spot. Obviously, this is a local dumping area (nice), and theres crap everywhere.

We get down to it in the passenger seat and she's on top, going to town, she eventually opens the door to get more room, and she's kinda sideways a little with one hand on the open door, the other on the car frame, really going to town with her butt sticking out the side of the car, when suddenly, about 15 feet from us, a truck full of crap in the back drives by with two dudes straight outta da bayou. We sit there kinda frozen and then one of 'em gives us the thumbs up, wife commences with da big finish. We both laughed about it later.

[Teh1337zor]

jail cell it was actually pretty painful

[bmwguy525]

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jail cell it was actually pretty painful

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LOL that one made me lose it