IM SO DIRTY - Page 6

gehrig · #51 03-11-2007, 10:34 PM

[censored] INTERNET POKER IN THE [censored] EYE [censored] [censored] [censored]

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.33BB
SB showed 2h 4d
Hero showed Jh Ts

gehrig · #52 03-11-2007, 10:36 PM

[censored] U INTERNET POKER I KILL U

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 15.5BB
BB showed Th 9s
Hero mucks 7s 6s

gehrig · #53 03-11-2007, 10:37 PM

[censored] OFF

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13BB
SB showed 4s Js
Hero mucks As Kh

johnnyrocket · #54 03-11-2007, 10:37 PM

u are real dirty

gehrig · #55 03-11-2007, 10:39 PM

UR MOMS A [censored]

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8BB
SB showed Kd 7d
Hero mucks Jc Kh

gehrig · #56 03-11-2007, 10:42 PM

A [censored] [censored]

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9BB
SB showed 6s 5c
Hero mucks Ad Qd

gehrig · #57 03-11-2007, 10:57 PM

SOMETIMES I WIN POTS STILL

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 8.33BB

gehrig · #58 03-14-2007, 10:32 PM

IM SO DIRTY (BUT THEYRE SO [censored] LUCKY):

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.33BB
SB showed Th 3h
Hero showed 4h 5s

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3.33BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.33BB
BB showed Th 7s
Hero showed 6c 4c

that plus this:

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB
SB showed 7s 8h
Hero showed Jh 9c

is how u make $1000 in a couple hours and end up on massive fuckign tilt

gehrig · #59 03-14-2007, 10:33 PM

I CANT FIGURE IF I PLAYED THIS HORRIBLE OR AWESOME

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11.33BB
SB showed 9h 5h
Hero mucks 6d 9s

el_dusto · #60 03-14-2007, 11:34 PM

ok, so the phil ivey mspaint thread was pretty funny, and the jennifer tilly video was pretty funny, but the thread was comparatively lame.

this thread OWNS. i laughed so hard my roommate demanded to know what was so funny. i think what truly sealed the deal was that when i explained it to him, he had no clue why i was laughing so hard that i fell out of my chair, wiping tears from my eyes.

thank you gehrig. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you. hope you crush 30/60.