BBV!!!! Help Me Get Fired From My Job

[Novles]

Wear an original Babe Ruth jersey to your next meeting.

Bring strawberries to the meeting.

Eat the strawberries as messy as possible.

Use jersey as a bib.

[Suigin406]

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put some herion in her desk drawer

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i think this is the easiest and best method of revenge...

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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Wear an original Babe Ruth jersey to your next meeting.

Bring strawberries to the meeting.

Eat the strawberries as messy as possible.

Use jersey as a bib.

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It won't work.

[Valsuvious]

Regardless of what you do, you'll pretty much just [censored] yourself over from ever getting a decent job and will never be able to use them as a reference. Think before you act.

[canis582]

Say some hurtful but [b]truthful[b] things to her and about her. Perhaps you could get her and the President in the same room and explain to him how she sabotages his company's culture with her petty gossiping.

I can stand insults if they are silly, but its a lot harder when they are real.

[Botchman]

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Regardless of what you do, you'll pretty much just [censored] yourself over from ever getting a decent job and will never be able to use them as a reference. Think before you act.

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He's only been with them for a month and would never have been able to use them as a reference anyways, and why do people think getting fired from 1 job will lead to never being able to find another decent 1??? Its not like your gonna get fired from a job then use it on a resume.

[Mr_Soprano]

Apparently a few drops of visine in a cup of coffee works much better than exlax. I have a similiar problem with a coworker and have thought about trying this.

[jbrent33]

I think this one is great, and I plan on using it on my next foe.
"Craigslist Experiment"
Post nasty ad in Casual Encounters section of craigslist

Use her company email/ personal cell phone as contact info

Sit back and watch her get flooded by pervs

Google Craigslist Experiment for exact details and ad copy

[Little_Luck]

Sneak a virus into their software that takes the fractions of a penny and puts them into a savings account.

OR...

defintely do the HR idea, play the sexual harrasment card. You can then further substaniate the claim by showing how she started spreading hurtful rumors about you once you declined her advances. If you could cry when you tell the story, you are in for some good revenge. The larger the company, the better the chance of it working.

Edit: The poster above me seems like he found a good idea. Since a lot of company email is monitored, make a fake email address as an underage boy and send explicit emails about what they did together, as long as you use explicit language, it should get red-flagged.

[pktsfullofhope]

Jerry Maguire it. my spelling sucks from smoking pot