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Old 11-03-2006, 01:55 PM
nolanfan34 nolanfan34 is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

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sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more

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Winner, for this line alone. Awesome.
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Old 11-03-2006, 02:51 PM
wiggs73 wiggs73 is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR!
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRR!
But grim don't rock it too far,
No hoes, no friends, no baller car.
try'na be a star but he got no shine,
5k flip! oops i think i'll fold this time.
"haha i said i'd flip a nig, but then SIKE!"
pretending he got balls just like a dyke.
face looks like the bottom of my shoe
and a nigga stank just like pepe le pu
trys to play against h@ll and bld
bankroll steady free fallin like gravity
hit up bbv so he can bitch and whine
i'll smack his scrawny ass like he's my girl's behind
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Old 11-03-2006, 03:07 PM
MatthewRyan MatthewRyan is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Goin' to school at ghetto Northeast
Can't even get him poontang with yeast
Studyin all day to be an architect
But by night this [censored] turns from Clark Kent
into Grimstarr rockin the Grimstarr
25/50 Heads up Poker Superstar
Aggressive as they come, always willin to die
He says - I shove - all in - ace high
Pocket kings take him down for the fifth time
He logs on to BBV so he can cry
"Why can't I ever win, why can't I ever get paid?"
They all laugh and say, "Son, you gotta get laid"
At least we all know he ain't got the AIDS
But when he dies, there's gonna be a [censored] parade

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It's Nice! We Like!
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Old 11-03-2006, 03:08 PM
junkmail3 junkmail3 is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

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[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Goin' to school at ghetto Northeast
Can't even get him poontang with yeast
Studyin all day to be an architect
But by night this [censored] turns from Clark Kent
into Grimstarr rockin the Grimstarr
25/50 Heads up Poker Superstar
Aggressive as they come, always willin to die
He says - I shove - all in - ace high
Pocket kings take him down for the fifth time
He logs on to BBV so he can cry
"Why can't I ever win, why can't I ever get paid?"
They all laugh and say, "Son, you gotta get laid"
At least we all know he ain't got the AIDS
But when he dies, there's gonna be a [censored] parade

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It's Nice! We Like!

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Old 11-03-2006, 03:28 PM
draw2aflush draw2aflush is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Bow to the master you know I rule
All you poker bitches just playing the fool
Shipping me cash and yo bitches always crying about it
You know what I do with your money?....I wipe my hairy ass
Dingle berries and all hanging from my stack
You just wish you could get a whiff of my stanky snack
Cause the CASH don't mean [censored], pardon the pun
The best thing you fools could do is run run run
Just keep bending over for me and I will stick it in you
You bitches keep coming back so you must love it
My juicy batter all over your face
you lick it up and continue to chase.
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Old 11-03-2006, 04:04 PM
alphatmw alphatmw is offline
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gild, are you allowed to delete posts? because the one above needs deleting. badly.
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Old 11-03-2006, 04:04 PM
AE6 AE6 is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Goin' to school at ghetto Northeast
Can't even get him poontang with yeast
Studyin all day to be an architect
But by night this [censored] turns from Clark Kent
into Grimstarr rockin the Grimstarr
25/50 Heads up Poker Superstar
Aggressive as they come, always willin to die
He says - I shove - all in - ace high
Pocket kings take him down for the fifth time
He logs on to BBV so he can cry
"Why can't I ever win, why can't I ever get paid?"
They all laugh and say, "Son, you gotta get laid"
At least we all know he ain't got the AIDS
But when he dies, there's gonna be a [censored] parade

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It's Nice! We Like!

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High Five!
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Old 11-03-2006, 04:09 PM
bdiddy12 bdiddy12 is offline
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gild, are you allowed to delete posts? because the one above needs deleting. badly.

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it was almost so bad it was funny
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Old 11-03-2006, 04:11 PM
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if he makes a hand he just might get paid
but he'll win the World Series before he gets laid

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ha
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Old 11-03-2006, 04:17 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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gild, are you allowed to delete posts? because the one above needs deleting. badly.

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fixed.
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