My first hooker: a porn star (long)

[B1GF1SHY]

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She'll do anal with any random guy with an internet connection.

How does she know that the random guy doesn't have AIDS?

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There's this new product on the market, it's called a condom, check it out.

[His Boy Elroy]

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sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!

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This may be the worst 5K post ever. I suck.

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Hornacek's 10000th post was "brb"

Edit: Horn doesn't have 10000 posts. I'm thinking of something else.

[pokerraja]

did you enjoy toungue kissing her?

[tuq]

Elroy,

Do you think the OP's broad will let you ravage her while you finish a game of Werewolf? "Hornacek's a wolf, eff that mo'fo what a lying piece of ess! Hold on baby I just gotta throw a vote down, that Hornacek is totally a wolf...oh I know that probably hurts...rectya, I coulda killed ya! El oh el...oh wait you're probably not into internet humor. But you should see my avatar!"

[archangel]

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living hand-to-mouth.

[IWEARGOGGLES]

TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL

[archangel]

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TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL

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you just can't make that stuff up.
instant classic.

[guids]

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living ass -to-mouth.

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Thanks for teh softball.

[Kramer.]

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handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour

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Change his title to "30 minutes max"

[Buckmulligan]

I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.