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#51
06-21-2006, 11:30 AM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him . . . and then we will start apologizing, begging for mercy.
This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do--when you're running along about a hundred or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your trail--what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker-signal that says that you're about to turn right. This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk . . . keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, one of those uphill side-loops with a sign saying "Max Speed 25" . . . and the trick, at this point, is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into the chute at no less than a hundred miles an hour. He will lock his brakes about the same time you lock yours, but it will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180-degree turn at this speed . . . but you will be ready for it, braced for the Gs and the fast heel-toe work, and with any luck at all you will have come to a complete stop off the road at the top of the turn and be standing beside your automobile by the time he catches up. He will not be reasonable at first . . . but no matter. Let him calm down. He will want the first word. Let him have it. His brain will be in a turmoil: he may begin jabbering, or even pull his gun. Let him unwind; keep smiling. The idea is to show him that you were always in total control of yourself and your vehicle--while he lost control of everything. 
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#52
06-21-2006, 11:37 AM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
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What's your play to avoid the fine? [/ QUOTE ] Murder-suicide.
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#54
06-21-2006, 12:11 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
I couldn't let this thread continue without posting the famous Iroc Camaro redneck's guide to getting out of tickets. This is some dude calling in a radio show and it is completely hilarious. Take a listen if you haven't heard this yet.
iroc
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#56
06-21-2006, 12:46 PM
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Re: what\'s the best thing I can say to a cop to avoid a ticket?
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[ QUOTE ] I was driving through Nacogdoches, Texas. [/ QUOTE ] Sorry to be such a nit, but my parents are from there. [/ QUOTE ] And one of the worst places in the country to speed, AFAIK.
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