So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

[amachur]

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However, once the baby gravy left my brain I immediately wanted to get the f outta there. Unfortunately, I made a terrible mistake in riding with the whores from the bar to the hotel, so I was stranded. So I start brainstorming and decide I should play sick. I get up and go to the bathroom and start making puking noises. Both of these girls are nurses, so they're trying to diagnose me from outside the bathroom door.

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Ever heard of a cab?

And wtf, these married women you just had a threesome with just happen to be nurses too? And every 20 mins you wake up and they're playing with your wang, hmm. Nice juvenile fantasies,

4/10

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I wasn't paying for a damn cab. You don't have to believe me chief, but I can tell you that I am not near imaginative enough to make this stuff up. My juvenile fantasies don't involve putting it to whales either, thanks though.

[diebitter]

you complaining they were waking you up 20 minutes for a bit was particularly annoying.

[EvanJC]

solid. i too have known the pain of the threesome where you're only dongsticking one of the broads. still pretty great though, and i counted it as a legit threesome fwiw.

[EvanJC]

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130-140, somewhere around there. She was never a slim woman, but the helmet she gave was well worth the extra lbs. She has only improved her head game since then.

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agreed - 5'4 140 means she's probably ready to get down for real.

[MatthewRyan]

OP- comon man, use [censored] paragraphs.

All- anyone who says that a 170lb woman is not fat, is surely a fat ass themsevles or some PC liberal fem.

[EdmVan]

Having threesome = Brag
Having kinda threesome but not really with fat asses = Beat

therefore this is a BEAT

[amachur]

How is it not a threesome if two girls are slobbing your knob at the same time?

[DING-DONG YO]

f the haters amachur. Most of the "170 is fat (which it is for a 5'4" girl, but DDY approves) as hell" and "it wasn't really a 3some" crowd are donks who couldn't get laid with Hasselhoff's dick. They sit on teh interwebs all day jerking it to pics of girls that wouldn't spit in their direction. f em.

Keep on keepin on, OP!!

[blackjack777]

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she has put on a solid 30 lbs. since the last time I saw her. I am quite upset about this, but continue to engage in conversation with her and try to drink myself into wanting to put it in her.


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That's the best part. You surely showed you are in fact, BBV material right there.

[rageotones]

is amachur the alter-ego of another BBVer?