I got slapped 1st time ever - Page 6

Heavens_Myst · #51 07-25-2007, 01:25 PM

next half of this thread was great, DAN BRIGHT FOR MOD/GOD thx

Dan87 · #52 07-25-2007, 01:34 PM

teach me

Shephard · #53 07-25-2007, 01:36 PM

i just realized how much i suck, i should go out more and be like dan bright
awesome

HBomb · #54 07-25-2007, 01:55 PM

Jesus christ, why did I read all that?

mindflayer · #55 07-25-2007, 02:02 PM

Ill vote you for mod if you post a few pics next blog.

snagglepuss · #56 07-25-2007, 02:19 PM

cmon now dan

Dan BRIGHT · #57 07-25-2007, 03:04 PM

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do you intentionally use tucker max lines or is that on accident?

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huh? I binge read all that stuff in my 2nd year of university... buts been years. maybe some of its accidently regurgitated?

if you think I suck thats fine. You can go [censored] yourself

Dan BRIGHT · #58 07-25-2007, 03:14 PM

also basically no 2p2rs have my number anymore since i got a new v-town phone my other two phones are nonfunctional ie turned off

Humble Pie · #59 07-25-2007, 03:23 PM

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You're memory while your wasted is PHENOMENAL.

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Dan BRIGHT · #60 07-25-2007, 03:35 PM

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" i get a number then i txt the next day so im in her phone, then i call the following day."

Wowowowow. Dan Bright please start an askme thread or maybe I can just ask you stuff here, but this is a genius piece of advice. What do you text them?

I think I'm going to quit gambling and start concentrating on being more Danbrightian.

--GA

PS I asked this chick to slap me in the face while we were screwing this weekend. It was awesome btw.

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i txt them callback humour. Like if I gave her a fake name like alice from alice n wonder land, ill txt her calling her by that so she knows who it is. If there isnt a running sort of joke to reference, ill just stretch their name out really long like jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnny, and then tell them they are baaaaaaaaad or trouble or something like that. just a flirty message pretty much that isnt some normal boring guy message.

my memory isnt even THAT good. Im sure there was a lot of incidents where words were exchanged that I have no recollection of at all. Otherwise lots of the snippets of things like girls telling me off when i dont rememember how i got there even would not happen.