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Old 12-09-2006, 04:20 AM
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Default Re: i rode the elevator with elisha cuthbert today

I have fallen in love with this line, but you used it twice in one day.

Suggestions for alternates:

1. Have you ever been in the trunk of a really big Chevy?
2. Have you ever been so far in the desert, no one could hear you scream?
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:57 AM
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Also, I was surprised by how small she is, no way is she over 5' 2", maybe less.

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[censored] now I'm even more attracted to her.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Elisha.

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Old 12-09-2006, 05:09 AM
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People in movies are short, bro. Let your fantasies roam.
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:35 AM
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Default Re: i rode the elevator with elisha cuthbert today

or, for the classy approach:

"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never saw you until now... "
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:46 AM
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Unattributed quotes suck.

Song lyrics suck.

I will not issue a citizen's arrest, but only because I like you. And you'd better reform before I get teh gay panic and rescind my mercy.-
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:21 AM
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Default Re: i rode the elevator with elisha cuthbert today

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Unattributed quotes suck.

Song lyrics suck.

I will not issue a citizen's arrest, but only because I like you. And you'd better reform before I get teh gay panic and rescind my mercy.-

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oh calm down, mine are neither of those (I think).
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Old 12-09-2006, 07:05 AM
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Default Re: i rode the elevator with elisha cuthbert today

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"Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?"

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ahahahaha NICE
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:18 AM
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sassy girl as in...




most popular korean/asian movie of all time?
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:37 AM
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Default Re: i rode the elevator with elisha cuthbert today

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or, for the classy approach:

"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never saw you until now... "

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I used a direct variant of that. It worked, but then she didn't answer her phone.

::shrug::
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:46 AM
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Default Re: i rode the elevator with elisha cuthbert today

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Yeah, and last I heard, her BF was Sean Avery. He's the hockey equivalent of a yapping poodle .

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"The Kings are so bad you had to come to a city with a real team?"
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