Won tickets to 50cents VIP pool party on accident, what is my play?

[12ressiMorP]

how bout you try to get laid by one of the drunk skanks running around in nothing

[XXXNoahXXX]

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If any one asks. You are 50s accountant..

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lol no.

if anyone asks, you are in charge of talent development (for all the girls there who think they're the next big thing) or you coordinate hiring for his music videos (for the sluuuts)

[brinks]

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I think the odds of this being a real party with real rapper thugs, bitches and hos is pretty small. I would bet it's gonna be some mtv spring break-style thing with mostly dorky radio listeners, and 50 cent making some contract-required minimum appearance and photo-op. Just my guess.


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I see this as a very likely outcome, according the the OP's description.

OP: First, how did you not pick Snoop Dogg?

Second, both of your ideas just seem like they are designed to excuse you from crashing and burning with the fine stock of women that will be there, if it is totally balla and raging. Why not go dressed like a baller and rage, regardless of how lame you think its gonna be?

Third, if you are gonna do something crazy and dumb, I dont think its gonna be that easy to just go up and "talk [censored]" to 50 and his likely strapped entourage. I actually did laugh at the Kanye ringtone idea though. That would actually be funny if you played it right.