Completely hypothetical girl situation that is not happening to me atm

[Triumph36]

Bob should say [censored] it, i'm going deep

unless there's a v strong possibility that it will be unsuccessful and that it will make things awkward at bob's software company job

[absoludicrous]

ADVANCE as far as he possibly can before she pulls away. As far as he knows, she doesn't have a BF. Treat this situation as if she's not seeing anyone.

Until she brings it up, fair game, imo.

[B00T]

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goofeyballer is Bob

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They've hung out like 5-6 times, both athletic and do sporty-type stuff together

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**DEBUNKED**

[KhalynYohrk]

Tell Bob;

Take her hand...


...and put it in your pants.

[Dan87]

write a letter imo

[goofyballer]

Guys, I'm not Bob. First, do you really think I would have hung out with a girl I'm into 5-6 times without having posted about it once on 2+2? Second, terp is right, I def would have mentioned this to him. Plus, it's not like I've ever been shy about sharing my girl exploits with BBV4L before, so it's not like I have any reason to lie about a harmless situation like this.

The real Bob, however, is silently watching the thread. And just to address something:

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They've hung out like 5-6 times, both athletic and do sporty-type stuff together

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**DEBUNKED**

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I didn't win four intramural championships at school by not being athletic! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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unless there's a v strong possibility that it will be unsuccessful and that it will make things awkward at bob's software company job

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Bob does not work at a software company.

[AbreuTime]

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Also, first post.


edit: banned

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Too harsh imo. We've all made a post that we would thought would be funny but was in quite bad. He'll catch on, and in no time at all will be posting "OMG DIAGF IMHO LDO."



Ok, maybe a tempban.

[sethypooh21]

In before emo letter.


Me thinks goofy doth protest too much.

Alternatively, you and your friends are all [censored] when it comes to women.

[holdme]

why is the thread titled completely hypothetical?

[goofyballa]

OK well Bob decided to be a man and pursue this girl without any thoughts as to the girlfriend.

He saw her at work today with a group of female friends and went deep. When a moment of awkward silence arose he seized the opportunity and told her "I am extremely attracted to you sexually."

Everyone including her friends burst out laughing! She sort of just sat there with a weird look on her face according to Bob. After that he just walked away feeling both confused and elated at his act of masculinity.

So, Bob has a few choices:
- Assume he was misheard and say it again.
- Approach her at a meeting tomorrow, pull her aside and kiss her passionately (Bold, aggressive raise).
- Assume he was misheard and slyly mention that "Clearly there is a great amount of sexual tension between us. I think for this reason we should obey our feelings, follow our destinies and enter into a passionate, sexual relationship. The consequences of doing otherwise may be drastic."