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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
I think the only reasonable explanation of why the cat is enjoying himself so much over there is that he finally gets to fulfill his life long dream, doing two chicks at the same time.... meeooow!
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
Jesus, do old people all look the same or something? That's a pretty close likeness. It's pissing down with rain today, but no sign of my cat. I haven't seen him for three days now, sigh.
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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"Hey. Have you seen my cat? I miss him." [/ QUOTE ] Bingo. |
#54
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Our dog is a whore. She has expanded her territory to include both of my neighbors' houses. I saw one of my neighbors in the driveway a couple weeks ago and she told me my dog was in her house at that moment, that she followed her in and knows they keep the dog treats under the kitchen sink. The creepy part - they don't even have a dog!
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next time read the thread
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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous.
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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] That might actually work. |
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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. |
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
How long have you lived in Italy? I don't know why but I was under the impression it was not long enough to have acquired an ex-girlfriend.
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