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If you don't participate in Thanksgiving, your family talks about you behind your back. Christmas? They get mad for not getting a present of equal or greater value than they gave you. Valentine's? You get to take a guilt trip. St. Patrick's Day? You get pinched. Halloween? Nada. Just turn your porch light off and have a normal evening. The only holiday with lower expectations is New Year's.
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tup,
Rafael Ramirez only got teh fat after he started taking his kids trick-or-treating in your neighborhood LDO. |
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[ QUOTE ] Tdarko - Please make a list of other holidays you will rant about so that I can mark them on my calendar. I can't wait to hear you tell us why free turkey and stuffing is goofy. [/ QUOTE ] -1 for not reading previous posts -2 for not explaining where this free turkey and stuffing comes from? is this some government subsidy I'm not aware of? [/ QUOTE ] SOOP KITCHENS AROUND THE END OF NOVEMBER It's like Hometown Buffet, except the old people are homeless. |
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darko, I view Halloween as an excuse for woman to dress up in slutty outfits and therefore wholeheartedly endorse this concept. [/ QUOTE ] http://youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74 |
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misfire,
2 for 2 IMO. |
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As far as the kid's part of Halloween goes most of you are probably remembering how you felt about it when you were getting too old for it. My kids are 5 and 7 and I think the 7 year old has already peaked for Halloween.
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Handing out toothbrushes rather than candy is a much more scorn-worthy stance than tdarko's imo
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halloween is the [censored]. when you were little, go door to door getting candy. when your a teenager hang out all night smokin reefer, stealing [censored], gettin candy. and when your in your 20s u go to parties and [censored] [censored] up there. its the ultimate holiday. everyone can enjoy it. even old people get in the mix handing out pennies and toothbrushes and gay [censored] like that.
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How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
<font color="white"> So long, sucker. </font> |
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Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
<font color="white"> Because dec(25)=oct(31) </font> |
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