Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)

[RobBizzle]

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i think you need some advice from this guy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61901291171635

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I knew that was gonna be that video before I clicked it.

[Teh1337zor]

organize a fight and kick his ass . You'll get suspended for a while but its defiantly worth humiliating him.

[Lurker.]

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"How's my dick taste?" is always an appropriate response in situations involving an ex and her new bf.

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QFMFT

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don't worry about it dude, we here at 2p2 are a bunch of internet tough guys, and im willing to bet that they would react the same way you did except with better skills in the running and hiding

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You're might be right about attempting to be more diplomatic as opposed to ripping the guy's heart out of his chest, but as far as being an outright pushover you should probably speak for yourself.

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skoolaments,

Sweet raptor christ I don't know where to begin.

SANCTUARY!

[BowToYourSensei]

so how is younghov doin these days?

[Gone Forever]

Talking it out is definately the way to go. Had you been quick on your headfoot you could have said something like this:

"Whoa whoa whoa... I know you're probably pissed to see me here with Gertrude (or whatever the sloots name is), but, I went to my doctor last week and I found out that I have herpes. The bad kind. (be sure to say "the bad kind" it'll give you a little something extra to laugh about later.) I came here to tell her that I think you both should get tested immediately."

Make sure that you groan in pain and grab your groin right after telling him he should get tested.

ON A SIDE NOTE

I too was once suckerpunched in the back of the head. This guy was roughly 6 inches taller and about 100lbs heavier than me. It was late fall/early winter and he hit me so hard that he knocked the knit beanie off my head.

I turned around and laughed in his face. His eyes got huge and he and his boys left immediately. (3 of them 2 of us).

I don't think he knew what to do after hitting somebody as hard as he could in the back of the head and not having it affect the person.

So the next time you puss out and get punched in the dome, try laughing at him and see how that works. It's gotta be better than not doing anything.

[UATrewqaz]

I don't get into physical confrontations, so I'm not up to speed on alot of this stuff, but is punching people in the back of the head really a good idea?

It's pretty much all solid bone back there. Seems like it would hurt your hand a hell of a lot more than it would hurt his head.

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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I don't get into physical confrontations, so I'm not up to speed on alot of this stuff, but is punching people in the back of the head really a good idea?

It's pretty much all solid bone back there. Seems like it would hurt your hand a hell of a lot more than it would hurt his head.

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you don't get into fights?! pussy

[Grasshopp3r]

You punch the victim above the ear or at the base of the skull.

OP needs to exact revenge, especially if the perp is a high school kid. Tie him up and spank him.

Calling the police is a nice touch, too. Especially while the damage is fresh.