The "Halloween is ridiculous thread"

[Misfire]

If you don't participate in Thanksgiving, your family talks about you behind your back. Christmas? They get mad for not getting a present of equal or greater value than they gave you. Valentine's? You get to take a guilt trip. St. Patrick's Day? You get pinched. Halloween? Nada. Just turn your porch light off and have a normal evening. The only holiday with lower expectations is New Year's.

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tup,

Rafael Ramirez only got teh fat after he started taking his kids trick-or-treating in your neighborhood LDO.

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Tdarko - Please make a list of other holidays you will rant about so that I can mark them on my calendar. I can't wait to hear you tell us why free turkey and stuffing is goofy.

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-1 for not reading previous posts

-2 for not explaining where this free turkey and stuffing comes from? is this some government subsidy I'm not aware of?

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SOOP KITCHENS AROUND THE END OF NOVEMBER

It's like Hometown Buffet, except the old people are homeless.

[Misfire]

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darko,

I view Halloween as an excuse for woman to dress up in slutty outfits and therefore wholeheartedly endorse this concept.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

[tdarko]

misfire,

2 for 2 IMO.

[microbet]

As far as the kid's part of Halloween goes most of you are probably remembering how you felt about it when you were getting too old for it. My kids are 5 and 7 and I think the 7 year old has already peaked for Halloween.

[phage]

Handing out toothbrushes rather than candy is a much more scorn-worthy stance than tdarko's imo

[swingbomb]

halloween is the [censored]. when you were little, go door to door getting candy. when your a teenager hang out all night smokin reefer, stealing [censored], gettin candy. and when your in your 20s u go to parties and [censored] [censored] up there. its the ultimate holiday. everyone can enjoy it. even old people get in the mix handing out pennies and toothbrushes and gay [censored] like that.

[CrazyEyez]

How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?



<font color="white"> So long, sucker. </font>

[tuq]

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

<font color="white"> Because dec(25)=oct(31) </font>