Dear DBZ,

[Gildwulf]

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I'm absolutely stunned she hasn't gotten a PM or thread reply involving the word orifice or the term DVDA. What the hell has happened to internet guys? Did Chris Hansen start nailing general pervs now?

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Insight into MIT frat boys: They have spent the time coming up with what may be the only physically possible scenario for achieving DVDA. I spent a summer with these guys. [b]YEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!.

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fyp

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

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Ok, so you've got thick skin. But, I'm still terribly terribly disappointed in the lack of effort by the resident perverts none-the-less. I see ZOMG is trying his best. God speed!

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To be fair I think I can do better, but as a general rule I just like to make girls smile, and sad girls make me sad :-( I was trying to toe the line between funny creepy, and "oohhhh, I think I need a restraining order now. Time to go drink my 5th and sit in the corner and pray ZOMg is really in OR and not across the hall"

Its hard to find that sweet spot between offensive funny, and You Are Now Ignoring This User creepy. Especially when its someone you basically know nothing about and have no way to gauge a reaction

[Tartufo]

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Its hard to find that sweet spot between offensive funny, and You Are Now Ignoring This User creepy. Especially when its someone you basically know nothing about and have no way to gauge a reaction

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Still better to err on the side of creepiness, imo

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You can always get more creepy, always tough to get less creepy to a girl afaik

Think of this as doing creepy leg stretches as a warm up to athletic creepy later.

[Tartufo]

That's a good point; girls tend to remind only the maximum value of creepiness you ever attained, and blatantly disregard the average level.

[Poofler]

True. You don't want to tear your creepy ligament otherwise you'll need Creepy John surgery, and that's no fun. But you might come back creepier than ever. So, toss up.

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That's a good point; girls tend to remind only the maximum value of creepiness you ever attained, and blatantly disregard the average level.

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Exactly. What if it turns out DBZ totally digs creepy interent stalkers but only ones a certain level of creepy? That would be terrible lost oportunity. Best to get into the water carefully to test the depth before just jumping right in

[doubLe a tom]

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True. You don't want to tear your creepy ligament otherwise you'll need Creepy John surgery, and that's no fun. But you might come back creepier than ever. So, toss up.

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lol

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True. You don't want to tear your creepy ligament otherwise you'll need Creepy John surgery, and that's no fun. But you might come back creepier than ever. So, toss up.

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first post was funnier

[Poofler]

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That's a good point; girls tend to remind only the maximum value of creepiness you ever attained, and blatantly disregard the average level.

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Translated for seriousness, this is pretty on the money. One little misinterpreted or idiotic comment often just ruins your chances no matter how much good legwork you've done.