Worst song to get stuck in your head?

[Mordaki]

S-S-S-A-A-A-F-F-F-E-E-E-T-T-T-Y-Y SAFETY DANCE!!

[Fryguy]

I'M A SCAT MAN.

[keikiwai]

OPP yeah you know me...

(it's a good song, but not stuck in my head)

[Tony_P]

I've got a new age girl
(Tell us what she's like)
An environmentalist girl
(Does she ride a bike)
She has crystal necklace
(She spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless
(She's heading for a crash)
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did she begin..

Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone

RAH

[Al6Jets18]

Don't Stand So Close to Me by The Police

Not because it's a bad song (it's actually one of their best) but because you start walking around singing it and people give you weird looks because it's such a creepy song.

For those who don't know, it's about a high school girl having an affair with her teacher.

[Jeoke]

"Im comming out I want the world to know got to let it show"

[wisehandpoker]

The Longest Time - Billy Joel

[onthebutton]

"Three Hour Tooouuurrrr"

[HoldingFolding]

My daughter was in a kindergarten show celebrating various nationalities and had to learn the words to CA-NA-DA and we had it on CD in the car all the time. Now every time I see Apathy's avatar it gets triggered in my head.

I had the tampax jingle stuck in my head once. Was even starting to hum it when I realized what it was.

Do I win?