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Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
HIEROGLYPHICS IS
GUNNA TWIST A KIDS CEREBELLUM IF HE LIVES THEN I TELL EM ILL LEAVE HIS HEAD SWELLEN WHEN TELLIN FELLAS BOUT THE 5 6 LIVE, ITS ME INVESTIGATIN FLY CHICK'S PRIVATES I GOT A PLAN I GOTTA PLAN A STRATEGY ADAM BE MAD. A G MAD AT ME CUZ I GOT A FATTER SALARY ACTUALLY YOULL BE COOKIN LIKE BOTTON RHYMIN NEVER TOP CUZ YOULL NEVER STOP THE ATOM BOMBIN HIROSHIMA, NAGASAKI DONT COPY THE MANUSCRIPT MAN YOU SLIP YOUR SLOPPY |
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Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass
flash that buttery gold, jittery zeitgeist wither by the watering hole, border patrol what are we to heart huckabee art fuckery suddenly? not enough young in his lung for the waterwing colorfully vulgar poacher outta mulch like "i'm 'a pull the pulse out a soldier and bolt" fine sign of the time we elapse when a primate climb up a spine and attach eye for an eye by the bog like swamps and vines they get a rise out of frogs and flies so when a dog-fight's hog-tied prize sorta costs a life their mouths water on a fork and knife and the allure isn't right, no score on a war torn beach where the cash cow's actually beef blood turns wine when it leak for police like "that's not a riot it's a feast, let's eat!" CHORUS: and i will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast and i will rejoice in your fall from grace with a cane through the sky like "none shall pass" i'm ready at last x2 none shall pass i'm ready at last x2 none shall pass if you never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix you wouldn't relate to the rogue vocoder blitz how he spoke through a no-doz motor on the fritz cause he wouldn't play roll over fetch like a bitch and express no regrets, though he isn't worth a homeowner's piss to the jokers who pose by the glitz. fine sign of the swine in the swarm when a king is a whore who comply and conform miles outside of the eye of the storm with a siphon to lure out a prize and award while avoiding the vile and bazaar that is violence and war true blue triumph is more like wait, let it snake up outta the centerfold let it break the walls of jericho ready? go! sat where the old cardboard city folk swap tales with heads like every other penny throw Chorus "you tried to trick me you've gotta lot of nerve" "i'm not trying to trick you i'm trying to help" okay, woke to a grocery list goes like this: duty and death anyone object come stand in the way you could be my little snake river canyon today and i ran with a chain of commands and a jet pack strap where the back-stab lands if it can fine sign of the vibe in the crowd when i cut her belly open to find what climb out what a bit of gusto he muster up to make a dark horse rush like enough is enough it musta struck a nerve so they huff and puff 'til all the king's men fluster and clusterfuck and it's a beautiful thing to my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicle shrink you gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed NY chew thru the machine Chorus "i'm trying to help" |
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- Rock Bottom -
A-yo! This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as [censored] [Verse One:] I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in the grass spineless [Chorus (x2):] That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough to steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear [Verse Two:] My life is full of empty promises And broken dreams I'm hoping things will look up But there ain't no job openings I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day But [censored] it, if you know the rules to the game play Cause when we die we know were all going the same way It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan When all you need is bucks to be the man Plus a luxury sedan Too comfortable and roomy in a six They threw me in the mix With all these gloomy lunatics Walk around depressed And smoke a pound of ses a day And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play Live half my life and throw the rest away [Chorus] There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on 'em And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops to pawn them I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em? Cause I never went gold of one song I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn [Chorus] |
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o dada, dada, dada (Yo who dat?) Mi mon Breadba, yuh see dem put inna di paper Dem talk bout seh apologize fi b*ttybwoy, apologize fi wah Dem apologize to JAH!!!! Gunshot dem fi get Sizzla: Now this!!!! Is an anthem!!!! Blaze up di fire push up yuh hands dem!!! Big up di Lioness wid di Lion dem, uh huh, FIRE BUN!!!!! And mi seh Holy Emmanuel King Selassie I JAH!!!! Rastafari It is good to give thanks on to di most high King Selassie I And sing praise on to his name most high JAH!!!! Rastafari To show forth his love and kindness in di morning and di faithfulness every night Upon di instruments of, ten strings, alright, tek it to dem king Beautiful people Kalonji love yuh, but hears di judgment Chorus: Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss King Selassie I will gunshot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls cause a dem have di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Badman dont apologize to no b*ttybwoy If yuh diss black people hey mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a dem girls cause a dem have di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh, AH HOY!!!!! Verse 1: Girls dem sexy, and dem pussy fat Yeah all di girls, di boys dem looking at Some bwoy bow down, BOW DOWN DOIN WHATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing in this world could never have mi doin dat I dont care if dem ban mi Cause mi seh fi bun battyman yuh caan wrong mi Yo mi nuh born ova England a real African this Real real real Rastaman this, BOOM!!!! Chorus: Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy Yuh diss black people then mi gun a shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls cause a dem have up di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Rrrrrrrr!!!! We apologize to no battybwoy Diss King Selassie then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh, AH HOY!!!! Gimme di girls because a dem have up di joy Verse 2: Gwaan like dem smart gwaan like dem crotty Shoot dem inna dem head dem too, [censored] nasty Di gal dem have di pussy and di stiff titty and di cute face And di bwoy dem walk pass it Damn its di lyrical praise, diss a we mek dem fret Inna di Biblical days we used to stone dem to death WHOA! Di sexy girls dem mi sex a weh mi seh bun battyman dont vex, damn! Chorus: Badman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls dem cause a dem have up di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will kill yuh bwoy Whoa! Gimme di girls dem cause dem have di joyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! WOW!!!! Verse 3: Where dem come from, nuh mass appearance So how di [censored] dem gone di wrong way and a ride rear end Alright, big piece a gal disappear then Go mek dem know seh we nuh fear dem Damn!!! We nuh walk inna battyman We nuh give a [censored], if dem ban mi from Scotland Yard YO! King Selassie bun Babylon because dem a fraud Mi and di King Chorus: Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Gimme di ghetto girls because a dem have up di joy Inna di lake of fire mi dash yuh, GWEY!!!!!!!!!! Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Inna di Lake of fire, well a deh so mi bash yuh bwoy Gimme din girls because a dem have up di joy Verse 4: Mi seh push up di lighta dem, blaze up di torch When mi dun bun di mother [censored] dem then roast dem all leave di porch [censored] !!!! Well I waan see dem march a deh so di Ras war could a start, wow!!! Chorus: Badman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman, mi gun shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls because a dem have up di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Outro: Yo! Yeah go read yuh bible and read Leviticus Go live inna clean life then yuh caan live wid us Ha ha, hey weh dem seh dem do Try to ban mi from di UK mother [censored] Im from Africa Yo! Straight to Zimbabwe yeah, praise Selassie I every night and everyday And sexy girls and ghetto yutes dont go a stray Cause badman dont apologize to no!!! battyboy!!!! FIRE BUN!!!!!!!!!! |
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