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Re: more brandi stuff
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[ QUOTE ] Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. [/ QUOTE ] You do realize you are destined to be a mere footnote in the batshit crazy life that is Brandi. When the money gone, you be gone too and that makes the baby jesus smile... [/ QUOTE ] So basically he pays for sex. |
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[ QUOTE ] You guys are so [censored] funny. Brandi and I go to the Bellagio and all of these little boys eyes drop. Half of you trash her while at the same time you cant stop staring/drooling over her. Yeah she is [censored] crazy. She sits at a table and tries to be friendly. Tells some stories. Real [censored] nuts. Since we hooked up, she has acted about as normal as any 24 year old I have ever dated. [/ QUOTE ] She told me if I went over to your table and broke your nose, she'd sleep with me. Good luck with her. [/ QUOTE ] LOL - seriously?? |
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OFFICIAL MOD STATEMENT: "is not GOOD looking, she is a decent looking dime a dozen type of girl." This statement is both idiotic at face value and wrong. She's a mid to low 7 on the Dids scale. With all the weird venom in this thread, you'd think she'd stolen from some of the posters personally. [/ QUOTE ] Dids, When I first saw a pic of her during her first big event, I thought the same - a 7ish. But now that we have some stories/realize how completely airheaded, confused, mentally unstable she is....we have to change this rating to "sub-7" I dont' know her for [censored], but from what Ive gathered she sounds like the most annoying girl ever. If she didnt' talk I would bang her out...with 8 rubbers on. Also the fact that she was with Carlos Mortenson...another reason for the sub-7 rating. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You guys are so [censored] funny. Brandi and I go to the Bellagio and all of these little boys eyes drop. Half of you trash her while at the same time you cant stop staring/drooling over her. Yeah she is [censored] crazy. She sits at a table and tries to be friendly. Tells some stories. Real [censored] nuts. Since we hooked up, she has acted about as normal as any 24 year old I have ever dated. [/ QUOTE ] She told me if I went over to your table and broke your nose, she'd sleep with me. Good luck with her. [/ QUOTE ] LOL - seriously?? [/ QUOTE ] As a heart attack. Funny you should post Dom. She was talking about how her birthday party was going to be like 25 of her girl friends. The first thing to come to my mind and out of my mouth was "Wow, is Dominic gonna be there too?" She didn't get the joke unfortunately. |
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Also...to Pimprexel,
If she is with a guy like Carlos Mortenson, she must have high standards....how did you ever grab this flower out of the bushes? |
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when you work a boring ass desk job for 9 hour a day it's nice to have a bit of diversion even if it's not normal. nice catch btw.
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it'd be so baller if they got married and had 45643 kids and lived happily ever after.
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Whoever brandi is, however hot she is... If she's "seeing" a guy named "Pimprexel" on an internet forum who continues to use it and tries to defend his case doesn't show much for her. Also, mr pimprexel, if you're seeing this hot girl that you care about, why the fk are u browsing these internet forums trying to defend your case. Why don't u spend the time that you use here to take that girl out and show her a good time. It's pretty sad that you feel it's necessary to come on here and either brag about your hot girlfriend or how well you two play poker. Do these internet forums really mean that much to you, can't you ignore it and move on? I don't see brandi coming on here trying to start or end arguments. Move on and everyone else whose stuck on this brandi girl. They're plenty of strippers for us all! hah. [/ QUOTE ] hmmmmm? |
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OFFICIAL MOD STATEMENT: "is not GOOD looking, she is a decent looking dime a dozen type of girl." This statement is both idiotic at face value and wrong. She's a mid to low 7 on the Dids scale. With all the weird venom in this thread, you'd think she'd stolen from some of the posters personally. [/ QUOTE ] 7 on the Dids scale is VERY high. Possibly the only # on Did's scale NOT dropping(gratz on less fatness) |
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OFFICIAL MOD STATEMENT: "is not GOOD looking, she is a decent looking dime a dozen type of girl." This statement is both idiotic at face value and wrong. She's a mid to low 7 on the Dids scale. With all the weird venom in this thread, you'd think she'd stolen from some of the posters personally. [/ QUOTE ] Dress up any girl thats a 5 as a ho and they automatically jump to a 7 in your book, because thats all she is a 5 in skimpy clothing. The only thing that makes her attractive is she looks like the type of girl that you can take home and bang the same night you meet her, whith minimal effort. Go out to a nightclub one time take a look around and see how fast she drops on the scale. |
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