What is the worst song ever?

[Slowroller13]

Tommy Seebach

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[Jasper109]

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Top this. Make sure you wait for the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhlVszVmJ_I

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LMAO - I waited for the song and now I think I am ghey. Is there an antidote?

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And the sad part is I probably watched this episode of Sonny and Cher when I was a kid and found it "entertaining" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Jasper109]

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Tommy Seebach

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[censored], you topped me.

[zipppy]

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final countdown is ok live, I guess

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This must be somewhere in hell

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highlights:

the keyboard player's rhythm
the singer's pitch

[MikeNaked]

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like i stated in the 483 other threads on this topic, the answer is that "Life Is a Highway" debacle from the late 80's/early 90's.

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Bobisright...

"Life is a highway
I want to ride it all night long."

WTF

[wmonfor]

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Starship - We Built This City

or possibly Europe - The Final Countdown

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Do you have any nominations that weren't spoonfed to you by "VH1's awesomely worst rock songs ever"? Those are both great songs.

Anyways, the real answer is "My Humps" or that one horrible Gwen Stefani song about bananas.

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Hey, assclown, these are my opinions. Like them, don't like them, I could care less. I don't even have cable so I don't watch much VH1.

Also, how the hell do you like these two songs, while disliking the two you chose? If I had to listen to these songs back to back, I would cram pencils into my ears by song two.

[Dominic]

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Every time this thread comes up (bi-weekly) I say the same thing: Seasons in the Sun. It is the worst possible song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CjDADccqClE

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I searched and saw nothing...that song is really retarded, but something like Laffy Taffy and Rock Lobster is easily worse

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Watch this and pay attention to the lyrics.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8WkZrE2wiAs

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*Ahem*

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

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awesome song

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Awesome. I thought it was a joke at first. Turns out he is known as "Denmark's king of pop." The song is actually fairly catchy, definitely not the worst song ever.

[challenger84]

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Starship - We Built This City

or possibly Europe - The Final Countdown

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Do you have any nominations that weren't spoonfed to you by "VH1's awesomely worst rock songs ever"? Those are both great songs.

Anyways, the real answer is "My Humps" or that one horrible Gwen Stefani song about bananas.

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Ironic since numerous media outlets both in print and on the internet have singled out your two choices as being the worst songs of all time.

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Really? Link me to one.

[challenger84]

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Starship - We Built This City

or possibly Europe - The Final Countdown

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Do you have any nominations that weren't spoonfed to you by "VH1's awesomely worst rock songs ever"? Those are both great songs.

Anyways, the real answer is "My Humps" or that one horrible Gwen Stefani song about bananas.

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Hey, assclown, these are my opinions. Like them, don't like them, I could care less. I don't even have cable so I don't watch much VH1.

Also, how the hell do you like these two songs, while disliking the two you chose? If I had to listen to these songs back to back, I would cram pencils into my ears by song two.

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I've never heard anybody refer to We Built This City as one of the worst songs of all time until VH1 had that stupid countdown. If you didn't see that show, I'm guessing one of your friends who told you it was the worst song of all time did.