Official July [censored] Thread

[JSchnett]

june was my best month ever and july is shaping up to be the worst month ever so we'll see how this goes....

[ughaulkghalugh]

THE 77 DOLLAR MILLION SATS BE BALLIN

[GSykes]

Anyone need stars money I need FTP, I will send first to a reputable poster.

[j_allstar]

[censored] FULLTILT [censored] FULLTILT [censored] FULLTILT [censored] FULLTILT [censored] FULLTILT [censored] i [censored] hate fulltilt i cant believe how many 6-7 outers people can hit in a row against me with one to come [censored] FULLTILT THIS IS SO [censored] SICK I HAVE NEVER TILTED THIS MUCH EVEN DURING MY -5 FIGURE DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[j_allstar]

also... how many coolers can one site give a player??? i think im over the max right now

[Mr.WeakTight]

I didn't get a seat in the WSOP ME. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

OTOH, I figured out that I'm good at $11 HU NLHE SNGs. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] (assuming a sample size of 4 (3 wins, 1 loss)).

[BadgerPro]

I'm looking for a good amount of cash in Vegas and can ship Stars money. If anybody can help me out please drop me a PM.

[Mi_T_Sharp]

7 left in the 10r 35K.
difference of 10K between 7th and 1st

For the chiplead....I wish it was the other 65.89% of the time [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50000 (7 handed) internettexasholdem.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP1 (t669660)
MP2 (t1085891)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t890649)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Button (t866289)</font>
SB (t1690190)
BB (t1103757)
UTG (t1828064)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t159999</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t400000</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t885649</font>, Button calls t461289 (All-In).

Flop: (t1771938) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t1771938) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t1771938) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t1771938

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kh Ks (three of a kind, kings).
Button has Kd Ad (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins t1747578. Hero wins t24360. </font>


Bonus:

Expert HU deal making chat:
last4ever [observer]: support@pokerstars.com
putasnakeonu [observer]: dont worry they will come
M0nk3y_ballz: ok, emailing rightnow
last4ever [observer]: I sent them one, but they may not respond to an observer
miket100 [observer]: make sure u type "urgent" as the subject
HostJeffreyV [Support]: Hello players
HostJeffreyV [Support]: May i help you with anything?
crowbar86 [observer]: was that an enjoyable 7 and half hours gents?
putasnakeonu [observer]: told u they would come quck
M0nk3y_ballz: split the pot for us?
M0nk3y_ballz: that was a great 7 hours
HostJeffreyV [Support]: scabi, would you like to make a deal?
M0nk3y_ballz: 50/50
scabi1968: i am looking for the email adress
HostJeffreyV [Support]: I am here scabi
M0nk3y_ballz: support is here scabi
HostJeffreyV [Support]: no need to email us
HostJeffreyV [Support]: scabi, you there?
M0nk3y_ballz: scabi???
HostJeffreyV [Support]: I am support scabi, there is no need to email us again.
HostJeffreyV [Support]: scabi, you there?
M0nk3y_ballz: scabi???
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
M0nk3y_ballz: maybe he went for the break??
M0nk3y_ballz: i dont know
scabi1968: yes i was make the email
scabi1968: i sent it
HostJeffreyV [Support]: it is ok
HostJeffreyV [Support]: I am here
HostJeffreyV [Support]: You want to make a deal scabi?
HostJeffreyV [Support]: You want to make a deal scabi?
scabi1968: we want to make a 50/50 deal
M0nk3y_ballz: im ok with 50/50
scabi1968: right monk

[bulldogs24]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2863140323: $14,000 Guarantee (21349700), Table 87 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:12:11 ET - 2007/07/05
Seat 1: Boodabor (4,680)
Seat 2: tylerandjet (2,805)
Seat 3: Boozing (4,770)
Seat 4: Jay-R 00 (1,215)
Seat 5: CookieMonster2 (1,460)
Seat 6: morty13579 (3,070)
morty13579 posts the small blind of 20
Boodabor posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CookieMonster2 [9c 9d]
tylerandjet folds
morty13579: ty
Boozing folds
Jay-R 00 raises to 140
CookieMonster2 raises to 1,460, and is all in
morty13579 folds
Boodabor folds
Jay-R 00 calls 1,075, and is all in
CookieMonster2 shows [9c 9d]
Jay-R 00 shows [9s Ac]
Uncalled bet of 245 returned to CookieMonster2
CookieMonster2: hold
*** FLOP *** [Qs As Jh]
*** TURN *** [Qs As Jh] [Jc]
CookieMonster2: LOL
*** RIVER *** [Qs As Jh Jc] [8h]
CookieMonster2 shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
Jay-R 00 shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
Jay-R 00 wins the pot (2,490) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
CookieMonster2: OMFg
CookieMonster2: I RUN SO BAD
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,490 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs As Jh Jc 8h]
Seat 1: Boodabor (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: tylerandjet didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Boozing didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Jay-R 00 showed [9s Ac] and won (2,490) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 5: CookieMonster2 (button) showed [9c 9d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 6: morty13579 (small blind) folded before the Flop

then

Full Tilt Poker Game #2863162850: $14,000 Guarantee (21349700), Table 87 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:14:18 ET - 2007/07/05
Seat 1: Boodabor (4,520)
Seat 2: tylerandjet (2,745)
Seat 3: Boozing (4,890)
Seat 4: Jay-R 00 (2,490)
Seat 5: CookieMonster2 (305)
Seat 6: morty13579 (3,050)
Boozing posts the small blind of 20
Jay-R 00 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CookieMonster2 [As Ks]
CookieMonster2: even if i have the best hand
CookieMonster2: it wont hold
CookieMonster2 raises to 305, and is all in
morty13579 folds
Boodabor folds
tylerandjet has 15 seconds left to act
tylerandjet folds
Boozing folds
Jay-R 00 calls 265
CookieMonster2 shows [As Ks]
Jay-R 00 shows [6c Kc]
CookieMonster2: 6
*** FLOP *** [6h 7h Jd]
*** TURN *** [6h 7h Jd] [5c]
CookieMonster2: YES
*** RIVER *** [6h 7h Jd 5c] [9d]
CookieMonster2 shows Ace King high
CookieMonster2: I CALLED
Jay-R 00 shows a pair of Sixes
Jay-R 00 wins the pot (630) with a pair of Sixes
CookieMonster2: IT
CookieMonster2 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 630 | Rake 0
Board: [6h 7h Jd 5c 9d]
Seat 1: Boodabor didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: tylerandjet (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Boozing (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Jay-R 00 (big blind) showed [6c Kc] and won (630) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: CookieMonster2 showed [As Ks] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 6: morty13579 didn't bet (folded)


why are these 6 max tournies so easy yet i run so abd in them

[Clayton]

just took down a random $26 on FT for $5.5k. was down to 2bb's at the final table with 6 remaining.

l-o-l