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Old 06-09-2007, 10:36 AM
KRANTZ KRANTZ is offline
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for those of you who didn't hear this one:

over new years we tried to get pot in vegas. jfish got the idea to call hookers off craigslist and ask them if they had any.

jfish: hey, no, we don't want you to come over, but listen, we're looking for some weed?
hooker: you know that's illegal, right?
jfish (incredulously): you know you're a hooker, right?

VEGAS TONIGHTTTTTTTTT

(whitelime is trying to convince me not to pack a suitcase and to just buy everything there)
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:38 AM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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thats because WL is properly baller. You can't wear NY clothes in LV, dude!
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:38 AM
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jfish: hey, no, we don't want you to come over, but listen, we're looking for some weed?
hooker: you know that's illegal, right?
jfish (incredulously): you know you're a hooker, right?

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lol
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:38 AM
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guys no matter how bad you run it can't be worse than how bad i run, so take solace in that.

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ummm
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:39 AM
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guys no matter how bad you run it can't be worse than how bad i run, so take solace in that.

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What about reef?

FGators?

Gambler2k4?

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xorbie doesn't suck

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taking low blows huh, I see how it is
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:45 AM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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the low blow was the listing with FG and G2k4, not the explanation of the list
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:50 AM
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A broke 2p2er really needs to start selling weed in Vegas.
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:53 AM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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A lottery winner once got arrested for selling coke out of the back of the Ferrari he bought with his winnings. It doesn't have to be someone broke. Even rich people want more money.
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:11 AM
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for those of you who didn't hear this one:

over new years we tried to get pot in vegas. jfish got the idea to call hookers off craigslist and ask them if they had any.

jfish: hey, no, we don't want you to come over, but listen, we're looking for some weed?
hooker: you know that's illegal, right?
jfish (incredulously): you know you're a hooker, right?

VEGAS TONIGHTTTTTTTTT

(whitelime is trying to convince me not to pack a suitcase and to just buy everything there)

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hahaha i like vegas.

lemme know when youre in, we should grab some food or something.
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:19 AM
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A broke 2p2er really needs to start selling weed in Vegas.

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yea where are all the ssnl/oot/broke bbv kids when you need them?
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