Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[Tickner]

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Ive run so bad since april its sick. I know just smoke weed and drink beer all day everyday with the ossicanl [censored] mixed in. If anyone wnats to give an awesome stacking deal for 5/10 or 10/20 hit me up. Il only play on addy and pwn fools.

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"addy" as in adderall?

how ofetn is this used by poker players?

is it good, or what?

[soah]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($661)
CO ($1321)
Button ($591)
SB ($444.90)
BB ($264)
UTG ($979.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $21</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $72</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $69, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $180</font>, CO folds, SB calls $108.

Flop: ($438) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $444</font>, SB calls $264.90 (All-In).

Turn: ($1146.90) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($1146.90) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1146.90

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Jc Td (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has Kc Kd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins $967.80. Hero wins $179.10. </font>

CO in this hand had previously reraised me with A9o and we played a $1400 pot on a nine high flop. He sucked out vs my jacks.

The peak of the downswing was about -$3800... just getting coolers every pot I played (although one I maybe could have gotten away from, overpair vs set at full ring). Finally put an end to it by doing a suckout of my own and then grinding out small pots vs fish.

Only finished the day stuck $400!

[RollinHand]

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NoYouWont: shows [9c 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
lpikett: shows [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
lpikett collected $2909 from pot
The look on Snakes face: Priceless
NoYouWont said, "awesome"


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So sick, you'd expect 99 to be good here like always. =/

[catcher193]

PM me if you can trade ~3K full tilt for ~3K stars.
Thanks guys.
gonna try to work up a roll on both sites.

[Reef]

WEEEEEEEE

[jfish]

who is pokerchump on ftp? youre terrible. also way to challenge me to 25/50 hu and then tell me youre bluffing and cant afford it. we should actually have a drawn out grudge match sometime cause i think my edge on you is enormous.

[Reef]

Soah, u gave me one of the sickest beats today

KK &lt; AQo , pf 3 bet, all in J73 flop for $1200

[jfish]

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Ive run so bad since april its sick. I know just smoke weed and drink beer all day everyday with the ossicanl [censored] mixed in. If anyone wnats to give an awesome stacking deal for 5/10 or 10/20 hit me up. Il only play on addy and pwn fools.

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im actually very interested in this. if nothing works out for you by the end of the month ill see what i can scrounge together.

[soah]

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Soah, u gave me one of the sickest beats today

KK &lt; AQo , pf 3 bet, all in J73 flop for $1200

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I blame tilt

I started a second session and had like 10 coolers in a row, top two pair vs set, overpair vs set, overpair vs two pair, overpair vs turned two pair, AK &lt; KT vs idiot shortstack, KK &lt; AQ, overpair vs trips, top pair + nut flush draw outdrawn on turn by top pair worse kicker, overpair vs turned set in blind battle

hmm that's only 9

[TheWorstPlayer]

Just want to say that short stacks are destroying the games.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1010
UTG+1: $1178
TWP: $1674
Button: $387.75
SB: $340
BB: $2494.25

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $40</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $150</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises all-in $1674</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $190</font>.
Uncalled bets: $1334 returned to TWP.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($360, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $690)


Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($360, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $690)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($360, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $690)


Results:
Final pot: $360
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 3d 5s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">TWP showed As Qs</font>