**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**

[ama0330]

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ama r u gonna put some stamps on therrrr???

god running bad heads up against retards is soooo ghey. i hit not hands for like an hour straight. wtf?!?!?!

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may get the stamps out, yes!

ps i dont play HU for that reason cant take the tilt

[thac]

Was this any of you guys?


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $41.60
BB: $41.70
UTG: $40.25
MP: $51.50
CO: $86.95
Hero (BTN): $60.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $2.00</font>, MP folds, CO calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $7.00, CO calls $7.00

Flop: ($27.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($27.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($27.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $18.00</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $13.25
Uncalled bet of $4.75 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $90.25 ($3 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$40.25)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$47.00)

[HBomb]

Here's my first session when I woke up, I'm not sure if I'm going to play more later tonite, but probably will. I just cleared a $650 bonus on stars too, so I'm really hyped right now cuz my roll is almost 3x what it was almost a week ago.

[HBomb]

Also had my 6th or 7th royal flush online today in the last 5 minutes of my session... lol @ the guy calling me preflop with 49s! Some people have no respect!

[Dave Coulier]

God damnit! So I decided to do another session before the football game. Oh bad Idea. Now Im stuck 3 buyins. Yes please call my preflop raise with Q10o, then float the flop OOP when I have Aces. Whats that you paired your ten on the turn? Oh yeah seems like a great time for you to put your entire stack in the middle. Oh wait, a [censored] Queen on the river. Yeah it was the right move you [censored] piece of [censored]. Obv he then leaves after we end up getting HU.

[ajmargarine]

Sup yo...

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $101.75
BB: $79.05
UTG: $104.70
MP: $285.30
CO: $98.50
Hero (BTN): $216.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $3.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.50</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $98.50</font>, Hero calls $86.00

Flop: ($198.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($198.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($198.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $198.50 ($3 Rake)

CO had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Fives) and LOST (-$98.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fives) and WON (+$97.00)

[fozzy71]

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God damnit! So I decided to do another session before the football game. Oh bad Idea. Now Im stuck 3 buyins. Yes please call my preflop raise with Q10o, then float the flop OOP when I have Aces. Whats that you paired your ten on the turn? Oh yeah seems like a great time for you to put your entire stack in the middle. Oh wait, a [censored] Queen on the river. Yeah it was the right move you [censored] piece of [censored]. Obv he then leaves after we end up getting HU.

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Dang near same for me. Decide to play a quick few hundred hands. Wish I would of waited now. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

= -2+ BI's (was stuck -3.5)

AK&lt;AA AA&lt;QJs KK&lt;TT and a few others [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


ASDFGHJKL;'

[wingchunflush]

session from this afternoon. Decided to buy in for the full $5 at .01/.02 and did ok.

[wingchunflush]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit here. I hate how PS doesn't show the cards till the river would rather know I am drawing dead.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

CO ($5.01)
Hero ($6.09)
SB ($4.12)
BB ($2.74)
UTG ($4.64)
MP ($1.97)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.12</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $0.10, MP folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($0.29) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.21</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $0.42</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.05</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $2.62</font>, Hero calls $1.57.

Turn: ($5.53) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($5.53) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $5.53

Results in white below:
BB has Th Ad (full house, tens full of aces).
Hero has Ac Ks (flush, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $5.53. </font>

[Nogatsira]

Just got 39th in the $3 rebuy, makes up for my downswing a bit