Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[Buzz-cp]

playing both these hands at the same time. one is cash game other is tourney.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
10 players
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Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, 4 folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8SB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5.5BB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.5BB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11.5BB
<font color="#000000">Hero showed As Ad</font>
<font color="#000000">CO mucks Tc Kc</font>
<font color="#000000">SB mucks Qc 6s</font>

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Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
(Ante: t25)
8 players
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Stack sizes:
Hero: t13490
UTG+1: t7985
MP1: t2710
MP2: t12513
CO: t9751
Button: t4305
SB: t12892
BB: t1775

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t1600</font>, 2 folds, MP2 calls t1600 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t2400)</font>, 4 folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t4000, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t3200</font>, MP2 calls t3200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t7200)</font>.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t10400, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t1200</font>, MP2 calls t1200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t11600)</font>.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t12800, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t1600</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises all-in t6488</font>, Hero pukes &amp; folds.
Uncalled bets: t4888 returned to MP2.

Results:
Final pot: t16000

[KingOtter]

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lolboobs never caught on.

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You're sittin' on a gold mine, Trebek!

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I hereby nominate some form of lolboobs for next NC thread title.

[marchron]

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Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
(Ante: t25)
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t13490
UTG+1: t7985
MP1: t2710
MP2: t12513
CO: t9751
Button: t4305
SB: t12892
BB: t1775

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t1600</font>, 2 folds, MP2 calls t1600 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t2400)</font>, 4 folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t4000, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t3200</font>, MP2 calls t3200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t7200)</font>.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t10400, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t1200</font>, MP2 calls t1200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t11600)</font>.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t12800, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t1600</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises all-in t6488</font>, Hero pukes &amp; folds.
Uncalled bets: t4888 returned to MP2.

Results:
Final pot: t16000

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I puke at your turn bet. Seriously, like 11% of the pot? You gave him odds to call with basically anything, and he probably got there. Good work.

[KingOtter]

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it's unfortunate that lolboobs never caught on.

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Sigh... desperately want to make that my new desktop but 3 factors keep me from it:

1. 7,9 and 14 year old boys living in the house and what kind of example would THAT set?
2. I'm married.
3. Sometimes I have to share my desktop with co-workers.

[marchron]

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it's unfortunate that lolboobs never caught on.

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Those aren't lolboobs, THESE are lolboobs:

[bravos1]

March.. I knoew you'd come thru!!

I found out how Kerowo spends his days..

[kerowo]

While I may be a yahoo, I am not a Yahoo. If you are a fan of the lol cats, and who isn't, this is the motherload: http://icanhascheezburger.com/ I have no fear that with this being common knowledge the lolcat pics will be overused in this forum. IMHO they are woefully underused at the moment.

Also, Shadow, here is a cautionary tale about using the T:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post10746319

[NIX]

How is David Hyde Pierce number 3?

[Buzz-cp]

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I puke at your turn bet. Seriously, like 11% of the pot? You gave him odds to call with basically anything, and he probably got there. Good work.

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you know you've got me on tilt again.


turn was a blcoker bet, trying to get to SD cheaply. all this [censored] about pot control and "keeping the pot small" is [censored]. I mean how are we supposed to [censored] do that? I am not planning on going broke with one pair. If we 1/2 pot the turn, then we are pot committed. How do you play? BTW villain is not a donkey.

[kerowo]

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How is David Hyde Pierce number 3?

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Either there are only 4 Yahoos or maybe it is slang for something nasty?