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[jfish]

1-2k hands a day.

[AceCR9]

I am gonna be a Sklansky buck millionare by the end of the night

[billyjex]

stars games will suck the next week and a half with everyone FPP farming

not to mention it's rigged

[Jinx]

if I have nothing else to do i do 3k a day, but since I got school [censored] a lot it's around 2k a day

[Sponger.]

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5-8k hands a day

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Please tell me you're life doesn't suck and you have friends and things to do.

[True]

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5-8k hands a day

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Please tell me you're life doesn't suck and you have friends and things to do.

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5-8 hours a day, not exactly much.

[EC10]

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1-2k hands a day.

[/ QUOTE ]same, since this is like an hour and a half playing HU

[tagtastic]

1-2k hands per day if I'm even or making money. More if I'm not. That's per day of play, not avg including days I don't play. I also play less days when I'm going good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

If I could ever play for 14k hand, 20hr sessions (like the debacle 2 days ago) when I was actually running and playing well, I'd probably be a billionaire. Not necessarily from poker, but I'd be motivated in general.

[tagtastic]

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5-8k hands a day

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Please tell me you're life doesn't suck and you have friends and things to do.

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5-8 hours a day, not exactly much.

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I consider 5-8 hours of muli-tabling online poker "much".

[Jeffmet3]

shortstacks who go crazy are the most frustrating thing. He went $100 to $1200.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2406072088: Table Vita (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:09:49 ET - 2007/05/12
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($469)
Seat 2: hellaxela ($1,081.50)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $2
hellaxela posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [5s Ks]
Jeffmet3 raises to $12
hellaxela calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4c 5h 4s]
hellaxela checks
Jeffmet3 bets $16
hellaxela raises to $32
Jeffmet3 calls $16
*** TURN *** [4c 5h 4s] [5c]
hellaxela checks
Jeffmet3 bets $50
hellaxela raises to $100
Jeffmet3 calls $50
*** RIVER *** [4c 5h 4s 5c] [3d]
hellaxela has 15 seconds left to act
hellaxela bets $100
Jeffmet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Jeffmet3 raises to $325, and is all in
hellaxela: fk
hellaxela: i have st8
hellaxela has 15 seconds left to act
hellaxela calls $225
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jeffmet3 shows [5s Ks] (a full house, Fives full of Fours)
hellaxela shows [7d 6d] (a straight, Seven high)
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($937.50) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $938 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c 5h 4s 5c 3d]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (small blind) showed [5s Ks] and won ($937.50) with a full house, Fives full of Fours
Seat 2: hellaxela (big blind) showed [7d 6d] and lost with a straight, Seven high

Full Tilt Poker Game #2406099087: Table Vita (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:14:32 ET - 2007/05/12
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($940)
Seat 2: hellaxela ($608.50)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $2
hellaxela posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [4d 3d]
Jeffmet3 raises to $12
hellaxela raises to $36
Jeffmet3 calls $24
*** FLOP *** [8d 7h Ad]
hellaxela bets $58
Jeffmet3 calls $58
*** TURN *** [8d 7h Ad] [3c]
hellaxela has 15 seconds left to act
hellaxela bets $123
Jeffmet3 calls $123
*** RIVER *** [8d 7h Ad 3c] [5s]
hellaxela has 15 seconds left to act
hellaxela checks
Jeffmet3 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hellaxela shows [Qd Kd] (Ace King high)
Jeffmet3 shows [4d 3d] (a pair of Threes)
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($433.50) with a pair of Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $434 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d 7h Ad 3c 5s]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (small blind) showed [4d 3d] and won ($433.50) with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: hellaxela (big blind) showed [Qd Kd] and lost with Ace King high

sorry last edit:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2406138301: Table Vita (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:21:31 ET - 2007/05/12
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($1,030.60)
Seat 2: hellaxela ($515)
hellaxela posts the small blind of $2
Jeffmet3 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [4s 2s]
hellaxela raises to $12
Jeffmet3 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Td 2h 5h]
Jeffmet3 checks
hellaxela bets $18
Jeffmet3 calls $18
*** TURN *** [Td 2h 5h] [2c]
Jeffmet3 checks
hellaxela bets $31
Jeffmet3 calls $31
*** RIVER *** [Td 2h 5h 2c] [2d]
Jeffmet3 checks
hellaxela has 15 seconds left to act
hellaxela bets $68
Jeffmet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Jeffmet3 raises to $969.60, and is all in
hellaxela: oh no u have 2?
hellaxela has 15 seconds left to act
hellaxela calls $386, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $515.60 returned to Jeffmet3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jeffmet3 shows [4s 2s] (four of a kind, Twos)
hellaxela shows [Jh Ts] (a full house, Twos full of Tens)
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($1,029.50) with four of a kind, Twos
hellaxela is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,030 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td 2h 5h 2c 2d]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (big blind) showed [4s 2s] and won ($1,029.50) with four of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: hellaxela (small blind) showed [Jh Ts] and lost with a full house, Twos full of Tens