SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc) - Page 56

kolotoure · #**551** 03-15-2007, 10:04 PM

No, you should have sorted it out by now but now this has happened do what tufat says

Jigsaws · #**552** 03-15-2007, 10:20 PM

Meh. Kinda gimmicky and long-winded the way tufat said it. Don't say you were in front of your mirror trying it out. You don't want her to think you're thinking about her already...

Just come in with your regular cut, greet her, grab a strand of your hair, say something like "i was never any good at the whole hair thing, think i'm going to need your help there...". Take it from there and aks her for coffee, obviously.

ImsaKidd · #**553** 03-15-2007, 10:35 PM

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Meh. Kinda gimmicky and long-winded the way tufat said it. Don't say you were in front of your mirror trying it out. You don't want her to think you're thinking about her already...

Just come in with your regular cut, greet her, grab a strand of your hair, say something like "i was never any good at the whole hair thing, think i'm going to need your help there...". Take it from there and aks her for sexytime, obviously.

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We need pics too.

Jigsaws · #**554** 03-15-2007, 10:40 PM

Or the Patrick Bateman version:

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take it from there and axe her for sexytime, obviously.

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Wow, I'm easily amused right now.

carrotsnake · #**555** 03-15-2007, 10:40 PM

Meh, I suppose I forgive you Jigsaws, the nice little heater at the end is cuz I was pissed at you and wanted to make a point [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

<3

Jigsaws · #**556** 03-15-2007, 10:44 PM

*blink*

Did you really just win >5k since this morning? I guess image pays off?

Well, uhm, I won $27 playing 1/2 and 2/4 Razz for half an hour just now!

ajmargarine · #**557** 03-15-2007, 10:44 PM

So tired of this BS. Where's Shania to piss on him when he plays like a dufus?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($105.45)
UTG ($120.70)
MP ($31.95)
CO ($183.15)
Button ($352.65)
SB ($106.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, 4 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Turn: ($2.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3.

River: ($8.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $7, UTG raises to $116.7, Hero calls $94.45 (All-In).

Final Pot: $226.65

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ad 7c (full house, aces full of sevens).
UTG has Kh As (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $226.65.

jrbick · #**558** 03-15-2007, 10:45 PM

ATTN: vokey8

When you have a terrible fish at your table 4 buyins deep, STFU. Some of us got mouths to feed and would like them to stick around long enough to get dem stax. Srsly, you're a dbag.

I can't believe I still have to point ish like this out.

carrotsnake · #**559** 03-15-2007, 10:46 PM

Yes <3

ajmargarine · #**560** 03-15-2007, 10:50 PM

More complaining.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($100.50)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($107.95)
MP ($97.50)
Button ($133.40)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, Button raises to $133.4,

 Yay, some goon pushes preflop into my AA. Weeeeee. 

1 fold, Hero calls $99 (All-In), UTG calls $104.95 (All-In).

Awesome, the other dude calls. Maybe, just maybe I can win a nice pot for once 

Flop: ($341.85) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Great. I'm sure someone has KK. 

Turn: ($341.85) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Heart. Heart. Heart. HEART! 

River: ($341.85) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Of course not 

Final Pot: $341.85

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Ah (one pair, aces).
UTG has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Button has Td Ts (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $166.15. Hero wins $150.25. Button wins $25.45. 

Meh, typical for me. A;LKSDFJ;LKASDJFASPIOUFD

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