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professor76 · #**531** 09-09-2007, 07:44 AM

The volume for UB is not that bad but its mostly cash games players.

I have a $600+ bonus outstanding at UB. Primarily a SNG player so was hoping to clear it via SNGs.

A typical $10+$1 SNG takes about 10-15 mins to fill, so its not worth the wait. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Scotty_12 · #**532** 09-09-2007, 08:42 AM

Just bought this, looking forward to watching tv today :

http://www.bestbuy.ca/catalog/proddetail...amp;catid=24558

PokahPokah · #**533** 09-09-2007, 10:29 AM

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ub sngs are a ghost town !

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what do you mean? levels etc. plz.

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And average time per...

Also, the Pro. No-Limit Book is okay for low-stakes?

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oh lol i was pretty drunk yday i thought u were comenting on the time it takes....its a pretty long time lol [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Jbrochu · #**534** 09-09-2007, 10:44 AM

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Anyone dumb enough to have themself tattooed probably won't exhibit a lot of intelligence at the poker table.

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Rut Row.... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Jbrochu · #**535** 09-09-2007, 10:47 AM

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If you guys were 29, just moved to a new city where you know <6 people, will not have a real job in the immediate future, what would your game plan be for meeting people?

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When I visited Calgary on my way to the rockies I found the people really friendly. Just be yourself and do things you enjoy. Be thankful you're not relocating to somewhere in New England where we're all a bunch of a-holes to strangers. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

rhettoric · #**536** 09-09-2007, 11:01 AM

I just watched Showdown in Little Tokyo .

It's quite possibly the best bad movie I've ever seen (if you get what I mean). It has Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Tia Carrere (topless), the best asian bad guy ever , and dialog like "you have the right to be dead".

cha59 · #**537** 09-09-2007, 11:36 AM

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The wife picked up a poker book at a library book sale. Here's some advice:

People you want to play with: Players with Tattoos.

Anyone dumb enough to have themself tattooed probably won't exhibit a lot of intelligence at the poker table.

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If you are HU at the end of a hand and villian bets, what are the chances he's bluffing?

estimate his age and subtract that from 70.

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There was a time when the conventional wisdom said to raise pre-flop with any number of hands (especially AA, KK, and AK) but recent computer analysis proves that it is often more correct to see the flop as cheaply as possible.

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Playing the rush (nuff said? well he does say Don't play purely garbage hands if the only reason is to keep a rush going.)

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All solid advice, but I thought everyone already knew all that stuff [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

congrats suzzer and mike [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Jbrochu · #**538** 09-09-2007, 11:41 AM

Cha - where did you finish in that FT mtt Friday night?

K䲰䮥n · #**539** 09-09-2007, 11:45 AM

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The wife picked up a poker book at a library book sale. Here's some advice:

People you want to play with: Players with Tattoos.

Anyone dumb enough to have themself tattooed probably won't exhibit a lot of intelligence at the poker table.

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That asian marking translates to: HUGE FISH

pifhluk · #**540** 09-09-2007, 12:09 PM

how you know you play too much poker:

My gf had bought one of those cookie packs from Mcdonalds,

her - "do you like these?"

me - "standard"

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