Official January Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Pasterbator]

Why am i only winning 41% of showdowns over the last forever?

[Python49]

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how come thers no games on ftp? i just tried to play some there and theres liek 4 3/6 games going.


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Because online poker croaked yesterday... err I mean neteller and payment processors pulled out.

[RunyonAve]

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Runyon you avatar is disgusting and disturbing yet funny.

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Nothing like watching the pink panther get [censored].

[aejones]

totally [censored] pwned

PokerStars Game #8022833444: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/01/19 - 18:24:19 (ET)
Table 'Guisan II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: mythrilfox ($1332.80 in chips)
Seat 2: Evergrey ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: aejones ($708.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Davet84 ($379.30 in chips)
Seat 5: EUnit15 ($466.10 in chips)
Seat 6: mike gusto ($114.70 in chips)
mythrilfox: posts small blind $2
Evergrey: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [Kc Qc]
aejones: raises $8 to $12
Davet84: calls $12
EUnit15: folds
mike gusto: calls $12
mythrilfox: folds
Evergrey: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 8c 2c]
aejones: bets $28
Davet84: folds
mike gusto: calls $28
*** TURN *** [5s 8c 2c] [8h]
aejones: bets $75
mike gusto: calls $74.70 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5s 8c 2c 8h] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aejones: shows [Kc Qc] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
mike gusto: shows [Ac Ks] (two pair, Eights and Deuces - Ace kicker)
mike gusto collected $244.40 from pot

[dtan05]

5/10 seems to be worse than normal today...

[xorbie]

2 hands back to back, against some unknown who just sat.

Full Tilt Poker
$5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $975
BB: $547.65
Hero (UTG): $992
MP: $1095.50
CO: $924
BTN: $318.75

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($15, 6 players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $35</font>, MP folds, CO folds, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $115</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $80

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($240, 2 players)
<font color="red">SB bets $125</font>, Hero calls $125

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($490, 2 players)
<font color="red">SB bets $490</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $752</font>, SB folds
Uncalled bet of $262 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [] ($1470, 1 players)
No action

Full Tilt Poker
$5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BTN: $1000
SB: $542.65
Hero (BB): $1719
UTG: $1095.50
MP: $924
CO: $318.75

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($15, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $35</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $110</font>, BTN calls $75

<font color="black">Flop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($225, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150</font>, BTN calls $150

<font color="black">Turn:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($525, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $525</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1,050</font>, BTN calls all in for $215
Uncalled bet of $310 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($2005, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Kings) and won $2,002
Final Pot: $2002.00 ($3.00 rake)

[jrbick]

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5/10 seems to be worse than normal today...

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Yah I'm really anxious to see how tonight will be now that Neteller is gone. Here's to hoping.

[xorbie]

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5/10 seems to be worse than normal today...

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Yah I'm really anxious to see how tonight will be now that Neteller is gone. Here's to hoping.

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see above.

also you're definitely relatively annoying to play against.

[splashthap0t]

-16 buyins 2-4 nl last 2 days, hope u ftp boys enjoyed it!

[CrookedGlasses]

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Full Tilt Poker Game #1578462932: Table Gull (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:09:11 ET - 2007/01/11
Seat 1: CrookedGlasses ($497.75)
Seat 2: krantz ($455.75)
CrookedGlasses posts the small blind of $2
krantz posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to krantz [9c 9h]
CrookedGlasses raises to $12
krantz raises to $36
CrookedGlasses raises to $497.75, and is all in
krantz calls $419.75, and is all in
CrookedGlasses shows [6c 8c]
krantz shows [9c 9h]
Uncalled bet of $42 returned to CrookedGlasses
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc 7h]
*** TURN *** [7c Tc 7h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc 7h 8s] [8d]
CrookedGlasses shows a full house, Eights full of Sevens
krantz shows two pair, Nines and Eights
CrookedGlasses wins the pot ($911) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens


he left right after (we'd been playing for 20-30 min before this hand), i swear to god if this is one of you guys... no [censored] class

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Are you kidding me. I wanted to just go take a wiz but when you got your thong all bunched up that was it. You got rivered out with a marginal middle pair. You'll make alot of people on Full Tilt rich keep playing like that. 30 minutes of playing Heads up with someone who tries to buy every hand is a long time. Im surprised it took me that long to take what you sat down with [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]