How many 5 year-olds.....

[Relvin]

I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

[dblgutshot]

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

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KILL YOURSELF

[jesusarenque]

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

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KILL YOURSELF

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This is a poor strategy.

[Prodigy54321]

a baseball bat should be added to the equation...that would be fun [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[_TKO_]

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

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True, but you can't touch any walls.

[ncboiler]

Zero

[Emperor]

I imagine running atop their lil heads, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.

All of them

[GaryGlitter]

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Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

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It depends.

How sexy are these 5 years olds?

[Hornacek]

wow.

hell of a first post and bump.

[jakethebake]

This thread needed a bump, but this really would only have been funny several months ago.