OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Pasterbator]

sooo my roommate and i are playing the stars 100k.

Things to know:

I'm staking him.
I get 50% of his winnings.
We are playing a couple other tourneys so we dont get bored.
We have a final tomorrow.

OH AND WE ARE GETTING OBLITERATED BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONSIDER PLAYING MTTS.

Here are 2 hands that the [censored] thread should enjoy...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 (t4740)
MP3 (t4036)
CO (t1325)
Hero (t1825)
SB (t1910)
BB (t4730)
UTG (t795)
UTG+1 (t1380)
MP1 (t3215)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls t30, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls t30, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t150</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls t120, MP2 folds.

Flop: (t375) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t120</font>, Hero calls t120.

Turn: (t615) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t180</font>, Hero calls t180.

River: (t975) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t270</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1375</font>, UTG+1 folds.

Final Pot: t2620

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Jc (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins t2620. </font>

Then this, stupid poker:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB (t4755)
UTG (t4081)
UTG+1 (t1595)
Hero (t2620)
MP2 (t1895)
MP3 (t4580)
CO (t750)
Button (t495)
SB (t3185)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t120</font>, UTG+1 calls t120, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t420</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, UTG calls t300, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to t1595</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2620</font>, UTG folds.

Flop: (t4680) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t4680) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t4680) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t4680

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has Qs Ac (one pair, aces).
Hero has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t4680. </font>

[fluorescenthippo]

gramps,

there are no turbo O8 games though correct?

[Gramps]

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gramps,

there are no turbo O8 games though correct?

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No Turbos on FT, are Turbos on Stars though. I just stick to the slower ones on FT, I have trouble keeping track of what's going on with a bunch of HE games going at the same time. The Turbos only run at low stakes usually, but I bet you could do a very good ROI if you were solid with both your PLO/8 and 50/30/20 SNG nuance understanding...of course...if that were the case, you'd probalby make more in $$ playing PLO/8 or just PLO.

[microbet]

Pasterbator,

You're staking him and you're only getting 50%?

He's a lot better negotiator than I am.

[Pasterbator]

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Pasterbator,

You're staking him and you're only getting 50%?

He's a lot better negotiator than I am.

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I stake him for 100NL and take ~30%. Imma nice guy.

Also, we both busted. Me KK &lt; AQ, he AK &lt; AQ

So we just keep loading tables and i keep busting. At least im getting drunkeded

[BHokie1]

I think I should start a thread looking for a coach.

[Pasterbator]

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I think I should start a thread looking for a coach.

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hi

[misclick odds]

i should also start a thread looking for a coach teaching how ot run good

[cakewalk]

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I think I should start a thread looking for a coach.

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hi

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do you actually coach or just make plans then dissapear? if it's the former i might still be interested [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[cakewalk]

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i should also start a thread looking for a coach teaching how ot run good

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i think you should quit posting about how bad you run because noone really cares. they only care when i do it.