Brandi Hawbaker

[DeepCroak]

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I'll bet 80% of the people reading this thread can't even hum the tune these lyrics go to.

[Richard Tanner]

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there's a forum on a western bay
and it serves a hundred threads a day
lonely degens pass the time away
and talk about their beats

and there's a girl, on this poker site
and she studies, famous pro's every night
they say "brandi, you don't seem too bright"
but they all still want to bang

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.'


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Brandy, wears a skimpy blouse
Made of finest poliéster from the north of Laos
Proud breasts, that serve to distract
these nerds who want her love

Carlos came, on a large plane
Bringing tourney stakes, from online games
But she made it clear, she wasn't his
They were just friends

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.


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Those members of Looking Glass that are still alive would salute you, I'm sure.

Cody

[snagglepuss]

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I'll bet 80% of the people reading this thread can't even hum the tune these lyrics go to.

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a little help for the musically bankrupt.

[BrandiRose]

Lame. Totally Lame.

[VBCardinal]

Brandi - you seem like a nice young woman. I suppose you get some type of amusement posting here, but no matter what you say, these immature geeks are going to try to insult you. Just realize that if you feel insulted by any of these posts.

I strongly suspect that if any of these guys met you in real life, they'd be totally intimidated.

Good luck.

[PartyGirlUK]

Hey Brandi,

I asked you out on a date. Any chance you could give me an answer? One of my criteria for taking a girl out for a date is politeness and if you dont display it soon I'm afraid I will have to retract my offer. Also, please confirm that you have good hygiene as I won't take you out if you smell.

Yours,

Dean

[BrandiRose]

Lol... I'm a good sport. I doubt anyone could say anything here that would make me feel completely insulted or change how I feel about myself.

This is more amusement to me than anything else. Although I am extremely honest. I actually have not been asked out on a REAL date in a few months. Mostly you just hang out with people and then they expect to hook up with you. I'm not into that.

And FYI... Sorry guys, but I won't make dates with random people on the internet. I was just saying that if someone actually approached me and asked me out, I would most likely agree.

[snagglepuss]

brandi,

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[CardSharpCook]

yeah, I'm pretty sure the song parody was hilarious.

[jctc]

but will you have relations for $$$$$? i make $14/hr