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[suzzer99]

bananas don't roll very well

[terrellk11]

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It would have been awesome if indiana jumped into his yacht and sailed all the way to wiggs to demand an explanation

if you come visit me in london i'll buy you a pint of guiness Indiana [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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LOL man i don;t even remember bringing up the yacht and i wish i hadn't .....its all good man i get to London at least once a year....Guiness is great but what's up with that trash called Boddington's that you guys drink? That [censored] is horrible I guess you just have to take a british midlands flight over to the promise land (Amsterdam) to get real beer these days

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Ban please.

And Indiana - I was born in N.C.

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dam there's lots of redneck tarheels in here. I thought I was the only one...I represent east Winston-Salem born in the boston housing projects in da hood....urself?

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I'm the exact opposite. Was born in Morehead City (imagine being a cheerleader in that town . . . "More Head!!!") and moved up here to Boston when I was a wee lad.

[Gramps]

This is why I play PLO/8 SNGs when they run, even though I'm only a decent PLO/8 player. Always have 2-3 players in PLO/8 games playing hold 'em high it seems...and yes I wasn't afraid to get it in with a nut low+draws b/c you get called like this all the time early...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2380666509: $200 + $16 Sit & Go (17980908), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 17:21:20 ET - 2007/05/08
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LuckboxFromHell [8h 5c Ac 2d]
chronciburn folds
u got t-bagged folds
safewilly73 folds
mh1977 calls 30
bowser125 folds
whatawaste calls 30
KuntMuscle calls 30
LuckboxFromHell calls 15
QqJjKk checks
*** FLOP *** [4s 3s 7h]
LuckboxFromHell checks
QqJjKk checks
mh1977 has 15 seconds left to act
mh1977 bets 75
whatawaste calls 75
KuntMuscle calls 75
LuckboxFromHell has 15 seconds left to act
LuckboxFromHell raises to 525
QqJjKk folds
mh1977 has 15 seconds left to act
mh1977 folds
whatawaste raises to 1,470, and is all in
KuntMuscle has 15 seconds left to act
KuntMuscle folds
LuckboxFromHell calls 945, and is all in
whatawaste shows [2s 4d Jh Js]
LuckboxFromHell shows [8h 5c Ac 2d]
*** TURN *** [4s 3s 7h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [4s 3s 7h Qc] [9c]
whatawaste shows a pair of Jacks, for high
LuckboxFromHell shows Ace Queen high, for high
LuckboxFromHell shows 7,4,3,2,A, for low
whatawaste wins the high pot (1,620) with a pair of Jacks
LuckboxFromHell wins the low pot (1,620) with 7,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,240 | Rake 0
Board: [4s 3s 7h Qc 9c]
Seat 1: LuckboxFromHell (small blind) showed [8h 5c Ac 2d] and won (1,620) with HI: Ace Queen high; LO: 7,4,3,2,A
Seat 2: QqJjKk (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: chronciburn didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: u got t-bagged didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: safewilly73 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: mh1977 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: bowser125 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: whatawaste showed [2s 4d Jh Js] and won (1,620) with HI: a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: KuntMuscle (button) folded on the Flop

Meh, who needs a low draw to get it in for 50 BB.

BTW, my other games took away my attention for a while, I look back and I'm ITM at 40/80. Yeah.

[Slim Pickens]

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2380767526: $20 + $1 Heads Up Sit & Go (18000204), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:36:39 ET - 2007/05/08
Seat 1: mik999999 (1,865)
Seat 2: hero (1,135)
mik999999 posts the small blind of 25
hero posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Kd Qh]
mik999999 raises to 100
hero raises to 350
mik999999 calls 250
*** FLOP *** [3d 4s 6d]
hero bets 785, and is all in

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Make way for grapefruit! Goooooooooo grapefruit!

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It's the opposite of "go banana."

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what's the meaning of both, then [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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From The Simpsons... in the bus on the way to Mock UN.

Nelson: Hey, Simpson, race ya.
Bart: First one to the front of the bus wins Martin's lunch money.
Martin: Huh?
Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: Go banana! (Banana doesn't move)
Milhouse: Make way for grapefruit! Go, grapefruit!
(Grapefruit rolls under the brakes. Otto tries to press the brakes, but the grapefruit blocks him. The grapefruit explodes, spraying acid into Otto's eyes)

"Go banana!" means "I hope my crappy hand somehow wins."

[Indiana]

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It would have been awesome if indiana jumped into his yacht and sailed all the way to wiggs to demand an explanation

if you come visit me in london i'll buy you a pint of guiness Indiana [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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LOL man i don;t even remember bringing up the yacht and i wish i hadn't .....its all good man i get to London at least once a year....Guiness is great but what's up with that trash called Boddington's that you guys drink? That [censored] is horrible I guess you just have to take a british midlands flight over to the promise land (Amsterdam) to get real beer these days

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Ban please.

And Indiana - I was born in N.C.

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dam there's lots of redneck tarheels in here. I thought I was the only one...I represent east Winston-Salem born in the boston housing projects in da hood....urself?

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I'm the exact opposite. Was born in Morehead City (imagine being a cheerleader in that town . . . "More Head!!!") and moved up here to Boston when I was a wee lad.

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yah we played them in football in high school.

[lacky]

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i'd like to take this moment to thank whomever spent the last 2 months telling everyone at every sng to open limp at the button with trash, and <10bb.

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love for the raptor

[juiceistilted]

I just got my cherry popped!
I just finished my first 24 hr ban!

[Indiana]

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I just got my cherry popped!
I just finished my first 24 hr ban!

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see its not so bad getting banned....happens to me just about every week or so.

[cakewalk]

so go grapefruit means what ? i hope my noncrappy hand loses ?

[Eagles]

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so go grapefruit means what ? i hope my noncrappy hand loses ?

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