Brandi Hawbaker

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so, do you have a checking account brandi? or is all your money stored in cash form?

[Wowliksom!]

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Love how all the nerds flock to the thread where a girl posts.

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[jcmoussa]

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I don't PM anyone. But I have been very good at responding to them.

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You never responded to my PM where I suggested that you quit poker. No hard feelings though.

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You're my hero.

[grandgnu]

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Ya know... If a guy approached me and had confidence, class, good hygeine, and was not a complete dick head or moron, then I would most likely agree to have dinner with him if he asked. The only problem is that... no one has really asked me out on a real date in quite a long time.

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Guys don't mind if a girl approaches them. Good luck finding someone that meets all your criteria though.

confidence AND class? Pick one or the other please.

Good hygeine? You are aware that you're around poker players, right?

As for being a dick head. The guys who aren't dick heads usually don't provide enough of a "challenge" for girls and you get bored with them.

[PITTM]

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Brandi - I am going to vegas today for a week, if I see you we will have dinner, k?

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you had better be confident and clean shaven!

rj

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there's a forum on a western bay
and it serves a hundred threads a day
lonely degens pass the time away
and talk about their beats

and there's a girl, on this poker site
and she studies, famous pro's every night
they say "brandi, you don't seem too bright"
but they all still want to bang

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.'

[PITTM]

very very very good post.

rj

[rleidle]

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there's a forum on a western bay
and it serves a hundred threads a day
lonely degens pass the time away
and talk about their beats

and there's a girl, on this poker site
and she studies, famous pro's every night
they say "brandi, you don't seem too bright"
but they all still want to bang

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.'


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Brandy, wears a skimpy blouse
Made of finest poliéster from the north of Laos
Proud breasts, that serve to distract
these nerds who want her love

Carlos came, on a large plane
Bringing tourney stakes, from online games
But she made it clear, she wasn't his
They were just friends

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.

[otnemem]

I could be wrong, but I think this is the gayest self-pic I've ever seen.

[yoursmine]

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I could be wrong, but I this is the gayest self-pic I've ever seen.

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