How many 5 year-olds.....

[ThinkQuick]

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How many people have read every post in this thread? Cause I have.

blake

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I thought it was sick that I did
I don't read every post in any other thread, but this was really funny all year

[ep510]

Didn't take my time to read all this. But anyone thought of building a kid wall out of the knocked out children? That way, if you make the wall high enough, and from only one side, you can fight them one on one till they're all dead. And if you ever get tired, wall it all up, and just rest inside the dead kid wall till you're ready again. Open up the wall, and kill some more. Rinse and repeat for best results.

[ThePenguin]

I Only read about a quarter of this thread, but I haven't seen this taken into account. Do you know how slippery a basketball court gets when it is wet? Seriously, if there is blood and sweat on the floor, you won't be able to move quickly without slipping. And falling is disastrous. Staying on your feet would be harder than most of you would think.

[OneTimePlease]

Bump this thread ONE TIME

[Xhad]

I post on 2+2, but I don't read OOT, but then all of a sudden I end up here from Cruel Site of the Day. You guys freaking rock.

[TTChamp]

Alright, I've been thinking about this a long time. I have settled on 35 as my cutoff.

I think that above 35 I would be too fatigued to fend the group off and they would be able to pull me down. Also, I wouldn't be able to get away from a group that big.

On a really good day I could maybe take on a few more, but no way I could take more than 50.

[lmcjaho]

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml

[beenben]

I haven't read this whole thread, but I would say 30 is way high; consider the whole scenario, not just the headline question. They get to pick the best half of the kids, there's no objects and they don't get scared. They get a day of training and you get an hour.

I think 8 is the maximum for me.

[dmoney]

1) this is potentially the best post ive ever read on here.

I honestly feel like I could take 50 no problem. possibly more. at most 10 kids could be on u at once. It would take at most 2 hits to knock out and or kill a 5 year old [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

so basicaly as long as u have energy u only have to deal with probably 10 kids at one time. i cant see their punches hurting. and also. u can kick correct?

they cant get access to your only vulnerable spot (your eyes) and ur wearing a cup so ur safe there)

i challenge 50 - 5 year olds to a fight by the monkey bars after school, i wonder if theyll show.
i think they are scared

[marchron]

I must have read this blog post half a million times. I never clicked the link to find out it came from here.

[censored] awesome.