Average Speed XV: Independence Day GAME THREAD

[Neil S]

<font color="#bc8785">Good evening on this July 1, 3004, and welcome to Channel Root 2's ongoing Election Coverage.</font>



<font color="#bc8785">I'm Linda, and here's tonight's Top Story. Earth President Richard Nix... wait... this just in. Disaster struck tonight when President Nixon arrived home to New New York to deliver the first pitch in tonight's interleague blurnsball game between the New New York Mets and the Lunar Lions. Mets manager Bobby Valentine's Head cursed at a fan who had been taunting him the whole game, and that fan happened to be one of the Old Timers, the race that conquered Earth 200 years ago. He immediately vowed revenge, and now Old Timer ships hover above major Earth cities.</font>



<font color="#31b918">MORBO IS PLEASED WITH THIS TURN OF EVENTS. MORBO IS ONE OF THE OLD TIMERS, AND HE WILL WATCH WITH GLEE AS OLD TIMERS REPLACE MEMBERS OF THE EARTHICAN SECURITY COUNCIL, AND TURN THE BODY INTO A LYNCH MOB, TURNING PUNY HUMAN AGAINST PUNY HUMAN, WHILE AT NIGHT WE DEVOUR THE PUNY HUMANS ONE BY ONE, UNTIL OLD TIMERS CAN TAKE OVER AND SURRENDER THE EARTH!</font>



<font color="#bc8785">Ha ha ha ha ha! Now let's look at who the members of the Earthican Security Council are, who now meet tomorrow in New New York to vote on who to, er, lynch.</font>

aaronk56
antidan444
Chibana
clowntable
DustinG
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S
FCBLComish
Fishmonger
HerbieGRD
JCool
lastchance
LuckayLuck
MDoranD
Nez477
ScottHoward v3.1
Spook
Stephen H
theSmell
Tokyo!!
wdcbooks
xoom

<font color="#31b918">FIVE OF THESE COUNCIL MEMBERS ARE OLD TIMERS! FEAR US PUNY HUMANS!</font>

<font color="#bc8785">Ha ha ha ha ha! Two of the members are seers, who can determine every night (including night zero and excluding nights 1, 5, and 9) whether a council member is a seer, a puny human, or an Old Timer. The rest are ordinary humans.</font>

IT IS NIGHT