QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????

[girl1bro]

WHY DID YOU BANG MY SISTER? YOU ARE JUST USING HER YOU BASTARD! I WAS PLAYING 2 TABLES ON STARS AT NOSEBLEED STAKES (.10/.25)SO I HAD TO REALLY CONCENTRATE AND ALL I HEAR IS OHHH YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL BUT YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO WORK IT. I WENT ON TILT MAN!!! I LOST $28!! BUT BEFORE THAT I LOST WITH POCKET ROCKETS.. SOOO RIGGED! BUT WHAT HURTS WORSE IS YOU DIDNT EVEN BRING THE MIDGET OVER SO I COULD GET A DOME PIECE MAN...WTF! IM 16 AND ALL I DO IS JERK IT TO HENTAI.

[ipot]

trip report is almost done, i'm sorry but you can't rush this.

you'll understand when you read.

[kkcountry]

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WTF! IM 16 AND ALL I DO IS JERK IT TO HENTAI.

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lawl

[tisthefire]

hahahahah i love you!!!

[Jim14Qc]

I was actually hoping the brother would be balla and actually a regular player against ipot [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[hoppscot22]

cant handle the anticipation

[thac]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[shipsngigles]

Thread Brag: Ipot talks smooth in hairy situations

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[ipot]

2nd part of tr3

I open up my phone to read the text message, and it says

"hey, this is girl3, give me a call"

Something strikes me at this point in time...when I was making this thread I sent this girl a text to see if she wanted to goto lunch, but I never got an answer from her. and two, this was a different phone number, and three, I don't initiate calls, they call me, so I sent another text back to her saying

hey, i sent you a text the other day, why no response until now?

I go inside my house after sending this text and both of my parents are home.

Mom:"Hey, where were you at?"
me:"girl1's house, why?"
mom:"oh i was just wondering, oh girl2, isn't she still in high school?

my dad was standing behind my mom, and he starts to laugh then gives me the thumbs up.

me:"um, yeah"
Mom:"i know her mother! she is such a nice person."
me:"yup, cool mom"

I go into my room for a min, then get a call from girl3.

****NOTE
in the summer, i hung out with girl3 twice, we messed around a bit but no sex.

her:*super excited sounding, i know this is going to go somewhere* HEYYYYYY WHATS UP?
me:" not much, nice of you to call me finally."
her:" what do you mean? I got a new phone, did you try calling my other one?"
me:"oh, that makes sense."
her:"no worries, so what are you back here for, how long are you in town?"
me:" just doing a few things in town, then going back to _____ in a few days."
her:"thats cool, we should hangout before you go back, but hey can i ask you a question?"


I [censored] HATE HS GIRLS ASKING ME IF THEY CAN ASK ME A QUESTION MORE THAN ANYTHING

me:"....yeah"
her"is there anyway you can help me find weed, i reallllly want to smoke tonight."

****NOTE
I have a lot of friends that are older than me, and i have a decent amount of friends that are younger than me, and I have a lot of connections. I help the underage kids find alky in the summer/ect.

her:"Pleassssssssse, I'll pay for it and you can smoke with me, I want to see you.
me:"how much do you want?"
her:" can i get a 1/8?"
me"Yeah, let me call someone then i'll give you a call back."
her:" thank you soooooo much, bye cutie."

i hate that word....cutie...ick

I make one call and can get it very easily. I call her back and tell her i can get it, and i was going to go pick it up, then goto her house. She told me that she just started drinking with a few friends and they want me to join them.

I take a tiny bag from my house, go to pick up the stuff. Take a bit out and put it into my baggy, and goto girl3s house.

I get to the girls house, she opens the door before I even get to it, and proclaims "My parents won't be home until tomorrow, parttyyyy! We go inside her house, and it is just her and two of her friends ( I kind of know of of them ). They have a fifth of 99 banannas and soco on the table.

I look at the two fifths for a minute and just start to think.....shots + 1/8 + 3 girls + me = possibilities?

I say my hello to the other two girls then say

me:"what a party, watch out for the cops, they might bust it any minute." :with a huge hint of sarcasm obv
girl3:"shut up you college boy, we know how to party.
me:"hmmmm....points to shot glasses. lets party then."

one of the random girls grabs the fifth of soco

me:"obviously you choose the weaker drink, typical high schooler."
girl3:"omggggg give me this [censored]

girl3 grabs her friends shot glass + hers and pours 99 banannas into both of them.

me:"good luck"
girl3 takes both like a champ, then shakes her head like a wet cat.

girl3 runs over to me, hugs me and says she missed me so much.

We all sit around and drink for a bit, girl3 is flirting with me/staying close to me. Girl3 goes away from me for a min, and whispers something into one of the random girls ears. A few mins later one of the random girls calls someone, and tells the other random girl that someone was going to come pick them up to go get something to eat.

Their ride gets there, and one of the random girls says, come on girl3, ipot lets go get some food. girl3 taps me, then she says, I need to talk to ipot about something, go without us. ************BINGO BANGO

The 2 random girls leave, and me/girl3 are sitting next to each other on the couch.

me:"wanted to get them away so you could have me all for yourself?"
girl3: *puts her hand under my knee...*moment of silence* no, I just didn't want them to smoke my [censored].
me: "lol"

I hand her the bag, and she starts moving her head back and forth.

me"what are you looking for?"
her"pop bottle, i need to make a waterbottle bong."
me"ppfft, high schooler. hold on * went to my car to get my pipe*

i come back inside and we smoke for a bit. then she pours us both a shot.

girl3:"I miss the old days."
me:"old days?"
girl3:"in the summer when we use to hang out...what happened with us."

****hmmm, maybe your nose, or you slightly under avg iq? or the fact that i didn't [censored] you by the third time we hung out?******

me:"dunno, life happened i guess."
her:"well i wish it didn't, i really liked you."
me"h, so you don't like me anymore? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] "
her:"you know i loooove you" * leans over and gives me a hug."

her:"whats that smell?"
me:"my cologne?"
her:" what kind is it?"
me:" georgio armani, glo"
her:" thats not what i'm smelling" * smells me again

her:"that smells real girly."
she looks at my face
her:"you have glitter on your face too!

[censored]

her:"ooooooohhhh, is there a special lady in your life?"

she is slightly drunk, i have a moment to think.

i glance into her eyes and pause a minute ( trying to think of an out)

me:"well theres a lot of girls in my life, but no one special like you."
her:"you're so cheezy, but such a cutie *[censored] THIS WORD*"

she laughs, glares at me, then we start to make out

her:"you want to smoke another bowl?"
me:"sure"
her:"i don't want it to smell bad downstairs, lets go up to my room."

DING DING DING DING DING

We go up to her room. Slightly smaller than girl1s, but nice none the less. We smoke another small bowl.

her:"you bring me this, try getting me drunk, and i invited you up to my room? you think i'm that easy?"
me:"i know you're that easy, i use to hang out with you."

at that point, before she had a chance to respond, i playfully tackle her onto her bed.

we make out a bit and i feel her nifty belly button ring

****is it just me, or are belly button rings super sexy on girls?

we continue making out, and i start to undue her belt with one hand, and then she stops me and says....

her:"i'm sorry, you know i want to, but just...not now"

and before i have time to even say anything, she starts to take my belt off.

i dunno why...maybe it was girl1, maybe it was conscious, but i didn't feel right.

me:"you don't have to do that, i don't want to feel like a bad guy."
her:"no you stupid college boy, i mean i CAN'T do that now.
me:"oh..oh"

she goes down one me and i'd have to say

girl1bj>girl3bj

Nothing else interesting happened after that, I went home shortly after. girl3 said she would call me tomorrow.

But i then realized things might start to get a little hecktic with the high schoolers. maybe it's time to go back to my college town....or maybe its time to stay in town a few more days?

i look at my custom title, and figured out the answer. I'm not done with the hs'ers yet.

[SpecT]

OMG ITS POSTED