ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread.

[milesdyson]

I FINALLY CONQUERED THIS GIRL AFTER 3 ATTEMPTS TO SEX HER UP.

[Gib]

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Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

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lol, this is hilarious!!

[Buzz-cp]

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i think that his cialis is finally working.

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There is something quite unprecedented in this post. Who knows?

[bennyhana]

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i'm so sick of people posting stats/graph of "ZOMG I RUN GOOT FOR 100 HANDS!!!"

if you are gunna post a stats brag, make it for at least 1k hands plskthnxbai!

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OK, here's one that barely qualifies. 20 bb challenge. I had a rough time with .5/1.





First hand at 1/2:
[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Converter down

I'm in bb with 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

call, call, complete, I raise, call, call, call.

Flop J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

check, I bet, call, call, check raise<LOL> I trey, call, call, check raiser caps, I call as well as the 2 others.

Turn J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

check rasier leads, I raise, moran calls 2 cold, and check raiser calls.

river: J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

check, I bet, call, call.

bennyhana: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
check raiser 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <<LOL, doesn't he know I'm running sick hot and doing a 20 bb challenge?!?
moran: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

20bb pot. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[milesdyson]

[train.]

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So it figures that this weekend I'm going up to Tunica, MS

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hychahchchach*!!!#*%^&^_

I wish i'da known you was planning this, I'm off saturday for the first time in i can't remember when. But I made other plans that I can't get out of this weekend.

and 46 for me today. 46 sounds a helluva lot closer to 50 than 45 did.

[Buzz-cp]

you've inspired me sir.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12.5SB, 6 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.75BB, 3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 folds.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9.75BB, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: 9.75BB
<font color="#000000">MP1 showed 3s 3d</font>
Hero showed Th Tc

[tailspin4540]

I've always believed a little healthy paranoia is a good thing. (PF was about the third playable hand I'd gotten all session up to this point.)

PokerStars 0.05/0.10 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (15.40 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, MP3 folds, CO calls, BB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (11.70 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, CO calls, BB calls.

River: (24.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 27.70 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Kh Kd (full house, kings full of aces).
MP2 has Ad Qc (three of a kind, aces).
CO has 5c Ks (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: BB wins 27.70 BB. </font>

[BigBadBabar]

good fold, the board is paired, we don't have anything, and several people like their hands [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[marchron]

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So it figures that this weekend I'm going up to Tunica, MS, and may very well get to play some live poker.

I'm nervous, tho. The trip reports I found complain about how stupid it is to play 3/6 because the stakes are so low who cares.. umm, I care. And it seems everyone calls down to the river. Umm, isn't that a perfect game?

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Yeah, which makes it so stupidly frustrating when you can't beat it because some fish hits every single draw.