How many 5 year-olds..... - Page 51

wacki · #**501** 10-08-2005, 11:36 PM

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Love the avatar.

Also, somebody should report this thread to the Guiness book of world records.

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You think someone can break the record for number of 5 year olds taken at once?

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No, for LONGEST THREAD EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter666 · #**502** 10-08-2005, 11:37 PM

Gentlemen, you are clearly overestimating your endurance levels.

The idiots thinking they can do their fancy karate kicks and punches will quickly be trampled to death from loss of balance if not fatigue.

The most sensible attack would be powerful knee strikes to the head as Jaybee70 mentioned. But to ward off fatigue, one would have to use psychological warfare as well. If you could concentrate on mangling one child as an example(repeated knee strikes causing their head to cave in with lots of blood) the others would begin to panic as five year olds are want to do seeing such things. Fleeing towards the closest exit, you would have easy pickings and be able to grab them and destroy them one by one.

Remember, the key is not to lose your balance.

TheIrishThug · #**503** 10-09-2005, 12:19 AM

read the description again, fear will not affect them

Sephus · #**504** 10-09-2005, 12:27 AM

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Gentlemen, you are clearly overestimating your endurance levels.

The idiots thinking they can do their fancy karate kicks and punches will quickly be trampled to death from loss of balance if not fatigue.

The most sensible attack would be powerful knee strikes to the head as Jaybee70 mentioned. But to ward off fatigue, one would have to use psychological warfare as well. If you could concentrate on mangling one child as an example(repeated knee strikes causing their head to cave in with lots of blood) the others would begin to panic as five year olds are want to do seeing such things. Fleeing towards the closest exit, you would have easy pickings and be able to grab them and destroy them one by one.

Remember, the key is not to lose your balance.

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you suck at this.

Matador225 · #**505** 10-09-2005, 12:48 AM

What an amazing thread.

SplitGrin · #**506** 10-17-2005, 08:21 AM

Though the discussion continues about how many five-year olds you can take, it is now proven that a lion can take on AT LEAST 42 TRAINED FIGHTING MIDGETS!
BBC: Midgets vs. Lion

buffett · #**507** 11-17-2005, 03:12 PM

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A related question would be, how many ants can you take? The answer is not all of them.

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Yuck.

wdead · #**508** 11-17-2005, 03:27 PM

I think you guys are being WAAAAAY to generous here. If 20 five year olds (or even less maybe) swarmed on you, at least one or two would get to your face, claw out your eyes, and then its GAME OVER.

Tron · #**509** 12-03-2005, 04:06 AM

The person who ghost-bumped this (and possibly the other threads) was "douchebagnozzle"

Guess I should have taken a screen shot, huh?

ChipWrecked · #**510** 12-03-2005, 04:12 AM

Good bump, because it's almost POTY time. This is the clear winner, we wouldn't want those fatass 'swingers' to distract us.