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Continue to do her doggystyle and hold your breath | 27 | 24.32% | |
Try other positions and hope for the best | 17 | 15.32% | |
Tell her to clean her ass | 67 | 60.36% | |
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#501
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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I came to the conclusion that anyone who lives in the US and played on Stars today got doomswitched. I saw things today that were beyond the realm of uNL. It was like people were making pretend to play virtual poker for play money when it came down to putting a value on their money. Would have been amazing session but the doomswitch was on full blast heh. [/ QUOTE ] Couldn't have said it any better |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
50NL is evil. EVIL.
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
NLNewb, how many hands you played to date?
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)
SB: $39.90 Hero (BB): $36.80 UTG: $2.60 CO: $126.80 BTN: $46.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players) UTG folds, CO calls $0.25, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $0.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, CO folds, SB calls $2.00 Flop: ($5.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $3.00</font>, Hero calls $3.00 Turn: ($11.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, Hero checks River: ($11.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, SB calls $6.50 Pot Size: $24.25 ($1.20 Rake) SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$12.00) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$11.05) |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Well, I'm back home after two months in the bush and no poker. Anyone wanna give me a quick rundown of relevant poker happenings in the last little while (New poker legislation, hilarious grimstarr hijinx, it's all good)
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Welcome back Xanta, don't really know you too well, but you're making it sound like you're a regular poster here which is good.
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#507
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Meh, I posted a lot here for a couple months and then up and left entirely. I have a lot of time on my hands in the next month or so and I'd love to post a ton of strat here and in SSNL as well.
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
As for my poker, does anyone else swing as much as me? Last night (July 3rd into morning of July 4th) I went on a 12+ buyin "downswing" at $25 NL, I simply couldn't win.. I had KK run into AA I remember vividly for one stack, and I was able to get KK against AJ on a J10x flop where he hit an A on the river for another stack... and I also lost a $93 pot with AA to QQ on a Qxx flop in which I just called his bets and river was a Q and he had QQ... go figure...
Here's my last 7,000 hands at $25 NL the past couple of days... basically I went down like 12 buyins or so yesterday, and then now I'm on like a 17 buyin up swing.. lol Brag or beat? Lost 12+ buyins in one night at $25 NL, only to win back all of it including almost up 16 buyins my last 5k hands. Here's the 5 biggest pots I've been in or seen at my tables in at $25 NL since July 2nd (12,000+ hands), 5th biggest to biggest... I was Hero here.. Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $36.65 BB: $13.75 UTG: $5.40 CO: $67.40 BTN: $23.55 Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players) UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $0.75</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, BB folds, CO calls $3.25 Flop: ($8.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, CO calls $6.50 Turn: ($21.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $14.25</font>, CO calls $14.25 River: ($49.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $11.90</font>, CO calls $11.90 Pot Size: $73.55 ($2 Rake) CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$36.65) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$34.90) I was Hero here... Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) <u>SB: $38.85</u> <u>Hero (BB): $57.00</u> UTG: $27.05 CO: $12.45 BTN: $4.75 Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players) 2 folds, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks Flop: ($0.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $1.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $3.75 Turn: ($10.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8.25</font>, SB calls $8.25 River: ($27.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $43.50</font>, SB calls all-in for $25.35 Uncalled bet of $18.15 returned to Hero Pot Size: $77.95 ($2 Rake) SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$38.85) Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Fives) and WON (+$37.10) I was not Hero here... Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $24.75 BB: $74.15 UTG: $31.50 MP: $20.80 Hero (CO): $29.35 BTN: $41.30 Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) 3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $0.75 Flop: ($2.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $1.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $5.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $40.30</font>, BB calls $35.30 Turn: ($82.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($82.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $82.70 ($3 Rake) BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and WON (+$38.40) BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$41.30) I was Hero here... how bad did I butcher this hand? Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $24.75 Hero (BB): $48.85 UTG: $30.75 MP: $25.40 CO: $48.20 BTN: $24.75 Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) 2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.25</font>, CO calls $4.25 Flop: ($10.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $7.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $20.00</font>, Hero calls $13.00 Turn: ($50.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $22.95</font>, Hero calls $22.95 River: ($96.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $96.50 ($3 Rake) CO had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$45.30) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$48.20) I usually average about 1 pot a month (60k-100k hands a month) that is 400+ BB's.. it's 4 days into the month and here's my first one... lol, I call this hand "I have AA, I cannot lose" ... Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $4.90 BB: $52.65 Hero (UTG): $65.05 BTN: $28.15 Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.75</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50 Flop: ($1.60) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, Hero checks Turn: ($1.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $0.75</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $2.00</font>, Hero calls $1.25 River: ($5.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $62.30</font>, BB calls all-in for $39.90 Uncalled bet of $12.40 returned to Hero Pot Size: $105.40 ($2 Rake) BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$52.65) Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine to King) and WON (+$50.75) Here's my complete 4th of July hands I think I have AntonHeat beat when he posted a 15 buyin upswing... here I'm showing about a 16-17 buyin upswing in just 1 day... so sick eh? |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
For what it's worth, I seriously thought I was going to go bust after losing hands like these yesterday for 240+ BB pots..
Does everyone reading this go broke on these hands? Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $14.55 BB: $25.80 Hero (UTG): $72.85 CO: $35.55 BTN: $44.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, CO calls $1.00, 3 folds Flop: ($2.35) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $1.50</font>, CO calls $1.50 Turn: ($5.35) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, CO checks River: ($5.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $33.05</font>, Hero calls $29.55 Pot Size: $71.45 ($2 Rake) CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks) and WON (+$33.90) Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Kings) and LOST (-$35.55) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $24.75 BB: $15.00 UTG: $119.65 BTN: $35.75 Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players) UTG calls $0.25, <font color="red">BTN raises to $0.50</font>, Hero calls $0.40, BB calls $0.25, UTG calls $0.25 Flop: ($2) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $1.00</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $14.50</font>, BTN calls $12.50, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $24.25</font>, BTN calls $9.75 Turn: ($65) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In) River: ($65) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $65.00 ($2 Rake) BTN had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Deuces) and WON (+$38.25) BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$15.00) Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Queens) and LOST (-$24.75) |
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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[ QUOTE ] OMG that deep stacked SB is certainly the biggest retart I've ever seen. I wonder what your plan for the turn was if the board didn't pair, though. [/ QUOTE ] I think you're being a bit harsh. 350 BBs deep, is it still going to be the best plan to shove a pair and nut flush draw into the other deep stack? It seems likely that that's only going to get you action when you're drawing to 9 outs facing redraws, whereas playing it the other way, it's entirely possible that the 7 is a clean out. The guy did hit trips top kicker with a nut flush draw on the turn, and while it's not clear that's a hand you should stack with here it definitely doesn't seem utterly retarded. Just seems like more of a cooler to me. [/ QUOTE ] I didn't see that he hit trips. I thought he pushed a mere flushdraw. So I have to revise my statement. |
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