ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread.

[Xhad]

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Perfect game? Sounds like all your skill edge is lost behind the necessity of nut peddling.

If every hand is 'best holding win' you've lost your edge.

Or maybe I'm misunderstanding...

GL btw.

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We value bet, and they call those value bets with underpairs.

[kerowo]

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I've not been playing much poker lately.

Vacation + work being busy + preparing for blow-out 40th birthday party June 9th

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Ya young punk (40 on the 8th).

[nerdking]

if anyone is going to be a young punk here it's going to be me

26 on June 11

[shadow.]

sorry, i win.

i turn 21 in NOVEMBER. i can be a big punk if you want: gazillions from pokah, trips to vegas, college poon, etc. etc.

all,

from gf:

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When I think about where I am and what I have ahead of me, you are right there too within those thoughts. I love that feeling, and I love imagining what we can have together.

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[nerdking]

tell her that you want to slow things down. just make sure she A.) isn't drunk, B.) doesn't have any sharp objects lying around C.) if she decides to freak out wearing only a see-through nightgown, you take pictures.

[HouseCalls]

This:

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from gf:


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When I think about where I am and what I have ahead of me, you are right there too within those thoughts. I love that feeling, and I love imagining what we can have together.


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seems in great danger of negating this:

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i can be a big punk if you want: gazillions from pokah, trips to vegas, college poon, etc. etc.


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PS - Can I qualify for young punk until I turn 40 in 9 days???

[shadow.]

nerd,

re: slowing down: yeah, no kidding. but i can do it tangentially, esp since i will be gone. i have, however, been summoned up to her village (35 miles away) for memorial day to meet her family. ruh roh.

a) completely sober. she's at home and isn't as big of an alky as i am.

b) she's fine.

c) no, i think that any freaking out she would be doing after saying that would be very very good for me. also, y'all are lucky you got that one picture, no more.

jay,

i thought that the two parts of that post were juxtaposed perfectly. also, no, no punks are allowed to exist after 30 except rock stars.

holla

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[kerowo]

I don't get it

[shadow.]

i think that his cialis is finally working.