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Old 03-07-2006, 02:42 PM
_brady_ _brady_ is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

At first I would just stare in disbelief at my monitor, and then I'd go apeshit on my keyboard, then I'd start crying, lastly I'd get trashed and pass out cause that's the only way I'd be able to temporarily get off tilt.

[censored], I want to go kill someone for you.
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:42 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.

Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!

Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:47 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 03-07-2006, 02:48 PM
_brady_ _brady_ is offline
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:52 PM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Approximately a 10,000BB one outer bad beat. Ouch.
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:53 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Poker God 1: Check this out, man... watch what I do here.

Poker God 2: Ouch... you demolished her flopped quads.... but wait a second, she's gonna get over 30k for this... at a 2/4 table!?!? WTF!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Poker God 1: (lunges for his mouse) OH NO!!! (clicks the "one-out BBJ ruiner" button) Whew... I almost F'ed that one up!

Poker God 2: (ROFL) You are sick, man!!!

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I loled.
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:55 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

You win best BBV post.

Villain hits a two outer to beat you on the turn, and give you the jackpot. Then villain hits a 1 outer on the river to not get the jackpot.

The only good thing is that villain was probably just as pissed as you.

This is the only post I've seen that proves the PP is RIGGED!!!
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:59 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Worst bad beat posted in BBV and quite unlikely to be ever topped.

I hope that fact will give you some consolation. That is just some sick [censored]. Sorry. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:00 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I honestly wish I never clicked on this post.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:01 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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