guys, i counted tonight

[cowpig]

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I would be sad if I lost, so I'll pass.

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ok just play me heads up at 2/4 or 1/2 then you fish

or flip for less. whatever

nit.

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where u playin

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I have dollars I don't want any more on all major sites

[goofyballer]

Can do that in Halo too using real-time voice communication!

[cowpig]

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Can do that in Halo too using real-time voice communication!

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FINE

srsly tho im really tired so like 1 game

anyone else in on this?

invite me im c0wpig

[Ryanski]

HU 100/200 LIMIT SIR ??? dead SERIOUS I AM ON POERMA TILT ENTIRE MONTH

[cowpig]

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HU 100/200 LIMIT SIR ??? dead SERIOUS I AM ON POERMA TILT ENTIRE MONTH

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limit? im pretty sure my -ev there is too great to brush it off in the morning as acceptable casualties of war

but ill play you NL hu for rolls at like tripple draw (as long as you aren't some trippple draw player you hustler. goofy seems to be away on AIM and isnt inviting me on halo so let us gogo with the degen)

[Ryanski]

limit is the only thing i know and apparently i am -ev also for the last month, cheers, got to say though, i am a cowpig fan, you post well, later!

[cowpig]

i retract everything i just said. my friend's accoutn was logged in. stfu everyone im playing halo and if u didnt make friends with me by now u missed your chance gl you lazy forum whore

<font color="white"> jk jk just hurry up u can join us</font>

[goofyballer]

Haha, me and cowpig started out at $10/game. I win the first one (Duel on Guardian), win the next one (Isolation), cowpig's like "double or nothing" I say I want to keep it low stakes but finally relent, win that one (+$40), next one is on Narrows, he wants to go double or nothing again, I try not to but finally relent again, I win (+$80), next up is Epitaph, he says double or nothing LAST ONE LAST ONE, I say ok, fine, last one, I win (+$160), he asks for odds or something and says 300 or nothing, I say lol no dude I want to keep it friendly and you said last one, I'll give you 27:20 on this one, and the whole game (Snowbound fwiw) he's like "man it's gonna be so sweet when I make this epic comeback to get back to even" and I keep saying "NO WTF THIS GAME IS $20" and he's like "I'm gonna pay you $300 if you win" (he's up like 8-5 at this point) and I say "NO YOU WON'T I'LL SEND IT BACK DON'T MAKE ME DO IT" and finally I win 10-8 anyway and it's a moot point.

Beat: He just sent me $300 on Stars, the grimming [censored], I'm sending $120 back but he's probably gonna be a bitch and keep sending it back to me aidsohapsdfia

[Chump Change]

Wtf are you guys still awake?

Cowpig PM me or message me on ICC, i'm kinda worried about this "I have dollars I don't want any more on all major sites" statement. Wtf is going on?

Plus, a lady friend of mine is similar to you. She is 4" 11', 95 lbs. and can consume more drugs and alcohol than 10 full sized frat boys. It's bizarre.

My theory is she has a drugworm in her body that eats most of the drugs and drinks most of the alcohol. This is similar to a tapeworm, but it eats drugs, not food, hence the name drugworm.

[Labarde]

lol drugworm