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#42
11-06-2007, 03:28 AM
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Re: asked gf for bj trip report
use poker winnings as leverage:
"So whaddya say Friday I use my 2NL winnings from last night and we go grab ourselves a couple tacos  ...
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#43
11-06-2007, 03:33 AM
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Re: asked gf for bj trip report
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use poker winnings as leverage: "So whaddya say Friday I use my 2NL winnings from last night and we go grab ourselves a couple tacos ... [/ QUOTE ] It's be more like... "So, I won 30 BB last night. How about we try to meet some strippers tonight? You like lobster, right? Want another cosmo? Hey, gf, I met this really nice girl over in the champagne lounge. Yeah, she's working her way through law school. I told her about how nice the inside of our apartment is. She wants to see it."
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#44
11-06-2007, 03:39 AM
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Re: asked gf for bj trip report
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[ QUOTE ] use poker winnings as leverage: "So whaddya say Friday I use my 2NL winnings from last night and we go grab ourselves a couple tacos ... [/ QUOTE ] It's be more like... "So, I won 30 BB last night. How about we try to meet some strippers tonight? You like lobster, right? Want another cosmo? Hey, gf, I met this really nice girl over in the champagne lounge. Yeah, she's working her way through law school. I told her about how nice the inside of our apartment is. She wants to see it." [/ QUOTE ] no
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#45
11-06-2007, 03:42 AM
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Re: asked gf for bj trip report
dude man, you should have at least buttered her up with some light convo. Like, since she isn't into football, ask what kind of stuff she's into, tease her about it, etc. You went about it way too quickly when you should have met a few more times. also maybe get your 2 friends to help you out if they're cool.
And dude, did you really say "um Friday, do you wanna go on a DATE" you used the word date?? wth be more subtle and slick about it man! i like the effort though at least..but yea you went about this the wrong way.
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#47
11-06-2007, 04:33 AM
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Re: asked gf for bj trip report
this is my live in girlfriend of two years we're talking about here, btw. of like two years. i think i should be able to approach her like that and have a >40% success rate.
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#48
11-06-2007, 06:04 AM
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Re: asked gf for bj trip report
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "come on. i love you." lol [/ QUOTE ] It just occured to me that "come on. I love you" would be the best custom title ever. Too bad I don't have any pull around here. [/ QUOTE ] you know what's lamer than people straight up begging for a custom title? this [censored] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah seriously, not the first time he's done it either. Look at him in this thread: ttp://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=12829419&an=0&am p;page=
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#49
11-06-2007, 06:19 AM
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Re: bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
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Next time use this line for more success: "Friday, you, me, one of those porno magazines, a box of large condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two. Whaddayasay?" [/ QUOTE ] rearranged your post for superiority.
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#50
11-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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Re: bbv, i\'m about to ask a girl out
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[ QUOTE ] Next time use this line for more success: "Friday, you, me, one of those porno magazines, a box of large condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Ah, make it two. Whaddayasay?" [/ QUOTE ] rearranged your post for superiority. [/ QUOTE ]
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