Brag: Girlfriend got an abortion

[Dave Coulier]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

[/ QUOTE ]
can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting

[/ QUOTE ]

I find your avatar strangely disturbing for some reason.

[Limesparks]

you spelled serenely uplifting wrong

[pp262]

nice suckout

[vhawk01]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

[/ QUOTE ]
can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting

[/ QUOTE ]

Jesus is against condescending douchebaginess. Its in his book, chapter 4 i think.

[Escape]

The thread title with the OPs' name makes it pretty funny.

[bills217]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wow, what did her parents think?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Like 50% of embryos spontaneously abort, it shouldn't be a big deal.

[/ QUOTE ]

Like 100% of people die, murder shouldn't be a big deal.

You suck at logic.

[React1oN]

[ QUOTE ]
The thread title with the OPs' name makes it pretty funny.

[/ QUOTE ]def

[Funkert]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

[/ QUOTE ]
can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the next sunday school meeting

[/ QUOTE ]
its the only post in this thread that made me laugh tbh [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[pnazari]

u guys are all a bunch of heartless bastards and should all burn in hell....*sigh* too bad it doesnt exist.

[F. McSimmons]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wow, what did her parents think?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not sure yet. I think she's gonna tell some lie to them. Hopefully I won't end up with concrete shoes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Like 50% of embryos spontaneously abort, it shouldn't be a big deal.

[/ QUOTE ]

Like 100% of people die, murder shouldn't be a big deal.

You suck at logic.

[/ QUOTE ]
PRAISE THE LORD!