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Old 08-27-2007, 04:35 PM
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I've visited Iowa a couple of times and the women are decent. Sadly, due to my East Coast city-slicker ways the Iowa ladies find me less than charming.

On the plus side, I do have my uses in Iowa. Three friends of mine and myself had been standing in a crowded U. of Iowa bar for way too long. Determined to do something about the situation, I walked up to four Iowa chicks sitting at a table, and chatted them up. Three minutes later, bam, the seats were ours!

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I refuse to believe that anyone using the term city-slicker is actualy from a city, or slick.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:38 PM
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OK, the story consists of me going to a bar here in town, we'll call it salami's.

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sir please at least make it believable
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:38 PM
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I've visited Iowa a couple of times and the women are decent. Sadly, due to my East Coast city-slicker ways the Iowa ladies find me less than charming.

On the plus side, I do have my uses in Iowa. Three friends of mine and myself had been standing in a crowded U. of Iowa bar for way too long. Determined to do something about the situation, I walked up to four Iowa chicks sitting at a table, and chatted them up. Three minutes later, bam, the seats were ours!

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I refuse to believe that anyone using the term city-slicker is actualy from a city, or slick.

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guids,

You got me! Although I was from a city at the time, I definitely am not slick!

--disj
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:40 PM
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OK, the story consists of me going to a bar here in town, we'll call it salami's.

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sir please at least make it believable

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LOL, I didn't even think about the gay soundingness of it all until roundguy pointed it out, but the 2 main bars in our town are named woodies, and salamis. I didn't know how gay this is until just now.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:42 PM
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I've visited Iowa a couple of times and the women are decent. Sadly, due to my East Coast city-slicker ways the Iowa ladies find me less than charming.

On the plus side, I do have my uses in Iowa. Three friends of mine and myself had been standing in a crowded U. of Iowa bar for way too long. Determined to do something about the situation, I walked up to four Iowa chicks sitting at a table, and chatted them up. Three minutes later, bam, the seats were ours!

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I refuse to believe that anyone using the term city-slicker is actualy from a city, or slick.

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guids,

You got me! Although I was from a city at the time, I definitely am not slick!

--disj

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haha....



Klompy,

you hang out at bars named "woodies" and "salamis"? whats next the manhole?



srsly, ignore it, and never speak of it again, my buddies wife did this once when she was really wasted, i looked at her incredulously, walked away, and never spoke of it again.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:42 PM
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RoundGay,

"Take that, you little Iowa-hating pissant...."

WTF? I'm not little.

Anyway, I clicked the first "Miss Iowa" link that I googled and it turns out that it's totally not the legit Miss Iowa, it's some other random Miss Iowa award winner. So yeah, all of the broads in the pic you posted are hot as hell (at least from what we can decipher of that thumbnail-sized pic you posted). I wonder which state they plan to move to now that they've taken down a weak field.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:44 PM
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Klompy,

you hang out at bars named "woodies" and "salamis"? whats next the manhole?

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I hear they're building a bar next to the airport called "the cockpit".
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:48 PM
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Default Re: wtf do you do OOT!!!!

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OK, the story consists of me going to a bar here in town, we'll call it salami's.

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sir please at least make it believable

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LOL, I didn't even think about the gay soundingness of it all until roundguy pointed it out, but the 2 main bars in our town are named woodies, and salamis. I didn't know how gay this is until just now.

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yeah okay this is not true there is just no way

"hay dudes i went to salami's and for a nightcap went and had a few at penisburger's and dickmouth's"
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:51 PM
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Default Re: wtf do you do OOT!!!!

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OK, the story consists of me going to a bar here in town, we'll call it salami's.

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sir please at least make it believable

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LOL, I didn't even think about the gay soundingness of it all until roundguy pointed it out, but the 2 main bars in our town are named woodies, and salamis. I didn't know how gay this is until just now.

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yeah okay this is not true there is just no way

"hay dudes i went to salami's and for a nightcap went and had a few at penisburger's and dickmouth's"

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links

http://www.mytravelguide.com/restaur...r_Salamis.html

http://www.switchboard.com/Bars/Pell...s_Results.html

town of 11,000 conservative dutch people, and this is the bar names that we get for the 2 biggest bars out of like all 4 of them.
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Old 08-27-2007, 04:51 PM
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nope those are fabricated
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