Woken up last night by neighbor's loud sex. What's my play?

[DonkeyKongSr]

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absolutely genius. plz post results of emails you get obv.

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Yeah, we need full TR of all the responses and then the actual event.

[BuckyK]

The looks don't matter line, all but guarantee's that you'll have someone who will yelp like a dog. May even be a dog.

[XXXNoahXXX]

I once had sex with a girl that would scream really loud, tear posters off the wall, scratch my back, and generally go nuts.

It was awesome.


Then my roommate had sex with a girl that did those same things all night long. The first night it was "damn, good for him." The second time it was "shove a pillow in that bitch's mouth."

[wet work]

Craigslist idea is brilliant. And I hope you get laid for thinking it up.

[Klompy]

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Craigslist idea is brilliant. And I hope you get laid for thinking it up.

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agree, but would be happy even if all that happened was a few funny emails.

[Mike Gallo]

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
Arms Race Plan

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Sheer brilliance [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[neuroman]

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I'd pretty much just blast this

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Anyone else disappointed this isn't a rickroll? I am.

[JimHammer]

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
Arms Race Plan

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What happens when your neighbor is the one who replies?

[shanghairay]

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
Arms Race Plan

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amazing. what if your neighbor is the one who replies to this? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[IggyWH]

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
Arms Race Plan

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I'll tell you right now, you'll get :

1 - female response
1 - guy response sort of acting like a chick
2 - gay guy responses
2 - spam responses

That female response PROBABLY won't send a pic, but if they do, it will be some weird angle shot.