My sister hooked up with an Ex-NFL player

[Triumph36]

lols aram - was that the mole people

pfft, herschel walker would be too busy doing situps and pushups to have sex with this guy's sister - she'd be all like '[censored] me' and he'd be all like 'no only 750 more pushups until i can touch you'

[Funkert]

its obvious you have feelings for both. there is only 1 solution. propose a threeway..... so you can all be friends.

[Vince.]

sister sounds like a stupid sloot

[Chump Change]

Is nobody gonna comment on the fact that OP's sis is getting her vag ripped in two in order to meet Prince, all the while being clearly mislead?

[FishSticks]

lol seriously why would anyone want to meet Prince Fielder over Cecil Fielder unless they thought there was like, only one person named Prince?

[NozeCandy]

So did you ever think that by linking to his site from here he might go "Hmmmmm, why am I getting so many hits linked from this one place?", read this thread, and tell your sister?

[NozeCandy]

Also, someone should edit his wikipedia entry with the info in this thread.

[phiphika1453]

ummm, check again?

[keikiwai]

lol, i'm guessing your sister is having a good time, although i'm guessing this guy's pretty vain after looking at his homepage

[Tryptamean]

webpage is supergay