Sex in public restrooms

[KotOD]

Um, also, I banged my future wife in a dark corner of a large dance club when we were dating.

[mason55]

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I banged a girlfriend of mine on top of a speaker on a dance floor once. People probably would have noticed if we weren't the only ones doing it.

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Is this one of those logic puzzles that Dcifr was posting?

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modus ponens baby

[gumpzilla]

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I banged a girlfriend of mine on top of a speaker on a dance floor once. People probably would have noticed if we weren't the only ones doing it.

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Is this one of those logic puzzles that Dcifr was posting?

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modus ponens baby

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That's what she said!

[Platonic]

I know two guys that have done this. For both guys, the girl was at the time their girlfriend. One of them was in a restaurant bathroom (once) and that is all I know of. The other guy did this in many bathrooms, his girl had some thing for public bathrooms and he confided to me that it was kind of weird.

Considering I know a lot of people, this doesn't seem like very many. I imagine most people don't talk about this sort of thing though.

[guids]

yes standard Ive done it several times, Ive also done it at a table, and on the floor of the club in an out of the way place.

[gamblore99]

In israel with some really slutty girl I met the night before. We were gonna [censored] but didn't have a condom. Settled on a bj.

[Mr. Mojo31]

I have two bathroom experiences:

1. I’m not sure if this counts since the restaurant was closed...While in college I was a host/waiter/bartender at the local Applebee’s. One night while going through the closing duties this chick I was sort of seeing (i.e. [censored] buddy) grabbed my junk from behind and said, ‘follow me’. Uh, ok. That day, I left my mark on the womens' bathroom floor.

2. At a wedding reception at a Sheraton several years ago, before I was married, there was a handicap bathroom just down the hall from the reception ballroom. I took my date (who I believe to this day could have been diagnosed as a nymphomaniac) down there and had her do pretzel impersonations with her body. You’d be surprised what a flexible woman can do with the handicap bars. It’s really too bad she was insane, b/c she was a spectacular piece of trim.

[Mr. Mojo31]

Great post Noah. I was in stitches.

[MattSuspect]

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Does oral sex not count?

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TY KKF for linking this.

[mason55]

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It’s really too bad she was insane, b/c she was a spectacular piece of trim.

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Pretty every guy in the world has a girl he can say this about.